Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

I “consulted” your girlfriend and yes, they are salmon.

What’s really telling is not only how big the NFL is but how small time the UFC still is in the eye of the sports fan. Dana White probably believes he has a vice grip on the sport when in reality nobody gives enough of a fuck about his sport to swiftly knock him off his pedestal.

Especially with the pressure Vladimir Putin puts on the national team.

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Still the best fan of all time.

A quarterback has no name.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Damn... you’re right. Excuse me as a take a step back and fuck myself.

They wouldn’t have hit a beverage like that back in the day. He just doesn’t know how to play the game the right way.

It’s a middle ground that somehow makes the least amount of sense. If it’s any consolation, he did play the rest of the game as if he’d been thrown out.

I thought all warriors fans were “casual” fans. Nobody knew they still had an NBA team four years ago.

The Warriors have been told all season how much more special they are and how their shit doesn’t stink and everyone down to their owner is buying it. Remember this is the team that hired Mark Jackson not to long ago. Now they bring in fucking Doggie Howser, get hot against banged up opposition culminating with a Cavs…

This is okay! Apparently you can use your hands in Europa League.

Instead, how about forcing Andy Reid into a football uniform on teh sidelines.

Meowbert Pujols