Your husband never called me.  : |

Now in those single cells you dont have to hang that toilet paper on the door when you are off lockdown to make sure your celly knows you got some shit to do by yourself.

Yup - season 2 was the best and Season 3 was dog shit

Canada sucks.  Stupid hoser.

Let this article be about a female and let that female say please stop posting pictures of my privates, but let Laura Wagner think that shit is just soooooo funny...

Dear Deadspin: Please ungrey more accounts. I can barely come here anymore and read the same fucking 5 dudes lame fucking jokes.  This site sucks ass.  Get bent.

You are and continue to be my favorite writer on this entire site, Deadspin, etc. all inclusive.  

uhh

Scared.exe

They are both super hot too.

Strippers.

Yespecially what the fuck. In Charlottesville of all places. How many bitch ass conceal and carry dudes just opted out in that 10 min span?

No its Fyre Reducthes

“...thmoke..”

Minnesota let that dumb fucker justin Timberlake with a fake Prince. That should be a illegal.

Mmmmmmm I guess when your WIFE already did TWO, count’em, two superbowls you can blame it on the rain.  Okeeeee Jay....  

With Bjelica now playing for the Kings.... the shoe is truly on the other foot.

Hmm another hit piece on the athletic. Keep combing them with nit brush and eventually you’ll find a nit! Brilliant!

..bodies stowed in corked aged bourbon barrels... 

Came to post this.  Thank you!