NOt sure how the whole article gets written without mentioning that the offensive line is continuosly top 10 of the league graded since 2016. Maybe Pittsburg front office arent just money grubbing dicks like so many blind “Free Laveon” tweeters like to fucking bitch about all the time. Could be math maybe. Money and…

Players better and worse than Dez Bryant, in order:

pronounced “sKA-Neck-Tiddy” I think

My name is John Faso

Lets start a game: Post iStock photo, and guess what I googled

Laides and gentlemen, your governor Weedy McWeedface

Some old-ass writers who are butt:

You're mom is gross and Bush league.

Id say it’s not Towns intentionally damaging his reputation, it’s more like a hostile workplace. Imagine if you had to work with some guy who a) hates you and says it everytime you show up at the office, and b) says “fuck the boss” and the boss is like “that guy’s awesome ummnkay”

“Deandre Ayton is good and so are the Raptors but both are also ass”

I think a useful exercise (in your head) is to swap out Adam Lanza with a non-white race and consider all the laws that would’ve been passed to hold X group accountable. Or, what about Dillion Roof and instead had it been like “Abdi” and a white bible study? Can one imagine the degree of racism and white societal fear…

Counterpoint: Luke Walton actually has done nothing in his career, and this continues.  FIRE HIS AZZZZZZZZ

Yes exactly. Rose is not out trying to extend himself into Mr. Hollywood. Not that he wont at some point, but he isnt right now.

You are not a millenial.  

“Once I realized that I was not scared of the dead and that I cold take care of them, I [knew I] was just meant to do it.”

I agree with this.  But if it was Kobe, Id disagree.  

Yah Buckets got into his head and Towns lost his manhood. He shouldve just straight up punched him in the face after the shit show pre-season practice. Even if Towns got his ass kicked, he’d feel like a grown up.  Instead he’s like a kid that didnt confront his bully and just wants to get him or his bully transferred…

Suits shorts are clearly the answer.

A crew neck t shirt with a v neck sweater? Jesus H Christmas you  are a dark, dark soul man!

I dont know, its a bit extra.