More like Jimmy ASSler

Id say the Minnesota wild repeatedly raising the “#1 Fans” banner is pretty embarrassing.  But there really is nothing else to hang I guess.

TBH, you sound like a dick.  And why’d you marry your brothers mom?

My motorcycle never bit my hand and refused to be ridden because it was pregnant, but I still love my horse.

NBA Youngboy wants to have a word with you Smokey

Terribly sad. 2 quick memories come to mind: 1, I remember my friends house burned down when I was kid down the street, and the fire fighters threw his dead cat in the garbage out back. 2, 90% of my entire collectibles got stolen when I was a young adult and I got nothing back.

“SKOL, SKOL, SKOL, “

Lol just as real!  Its gonna be awesome when Dana White fights Vince in WFCEE Grapplesmackdown 27.

soccer sucks 

Lemon Lacroix does not suck.  The grapefruit ones that come from Costco DO suck.

Your problem is obviously having food at your waste water treatment plant.

Fucking Thibs!! I thought they had this shit worked out with Houston and Miami and this asshole, what the f

fuck that man!  I’ve seen a bear drive a motorcyle, prevent forrest fires AND steal many picnic baskets!

Hmm I'm gonna go with "tighter pants" and that's it.

Oh my God let it go jesus.

The dolphins are my fantasy football animal.

Of vodka amirite????

Missionary with Mike Glennen is pretty awful too

Ok it’s not like this guy had some massive fall from grace... he is a musician not some former senator or professor. He was never shit, he ain’t shit.

Lookin sexy will get you flung into a hall closet if your next to Big Ben!!!!!!!!!!!