So glad the internet didnt exist when I was 6.  

“...a memo from the prosecution stated that not old did Garofano hack into”

Laveon’s Rap does really fucking suck.

Pence’s face looks like he would be the “President” from like “The Purge VI: Succession”

more like zetter-restthatback-berg

Until I was 27 I thought that word was pronounced “ber-go-eesie”.

honestly, if there is one thing Ive learned from my millenial and Gen Z kids is the value of a box and all the shit that came with whatever I bought/was gifted. With the advent of eBay, the value of a good box when you are done with your turntable and craft beer decorating set is significant.  Really.

just give him the money, who gives a shit what he spends it on.  

Priceless!

Sigh... ain't nobody chasing the Taylor Swifts of hip hop. 

Maybe its Student Information Systems?  

My only problem with this write up is that the author thinks he should’ve changed his voting and that which he supports because he was dying and wouldn’t have to face voters. Why would or should someone who is dying change their principles? That’s a stupid thing to write. This guy likes 85% of what Trump did and was a…

“When are auditions?”

who cares that show sucked

Simple answer is that most of these idiots saying idiot things are just freaking idiots, so it doesnt even cross their stupid idiot minds.  

Id say there are worse things then being a temp worker in a warehouse. In-fact, I know there are because I used to drill steel for $6.50 an hour, nobody talked to me because I was a non-union temp, and it was dangerous as fuck. If you cant sit in an air conditioned warehouse and stock shelves, then you probably cant…

Yup, dirtballs. Those pants with the giant legs and wallet chain fuckers from Hot Topic....white guys with dreads. That was the Korn audience I recall.

That shirt, with that podium. The podium looks like a big pair of pants, with a huge “The White House” belt buckle. All she needs is a piece of wheat stalk sticking out her mouth and a cowboy hat.

who cares.

I called it in the 2nd round.  YESH!!!!