That joke is butt.

‘..hang up the frying pan’

As long as it makes the sound “jamacain club horn” I’m in $500 and 33% of future net sales revenue

someone with a phenomenal abominable abdominal apparently.

protect and serve.

I know, shocking isnt it?

Im in 100% agreement - pic just made me laugh.

“..booger sugar...” hehahahahehaha

For the Vikes., maybe that was the “Plan” when they drafted Cook and put $20m into Bradford, but neither of those dudes played.

Christ I repeatedly read “Warren Sapp” not “Warren Sharp”.

Well those endorsements must be rolling in...

Jason ‘White Chocolate’ Williams?

My BMI would put him in dead range.

If your comment is funny to you then you’d probably never even get invited in the first place. Ziiiiinnnngg

har har har

Yeah a highlight reel of Canada vs. Norway showing how impressive McDavid is? Whats next Lebron against a JV high school team?

I feel like if I star this post, a hole in the floor will open up, and Ill immediately go straight to hell.

your logo is partially racist...fyi.

Michelob Golden Light....BRO!

I thiink thats the criteria for Douchenozzle Triple Crown if you throw in his dad bod.