I typically just do this:

+ 1 first step

HEY, Kripplesnaps Porchjesus dunks on that statement you fool!!!!!!!

+ 10 full stars...

White folk do love them some Red Bull. This is true.

Right? He does come across as a wink wink country bumpkin.

That’s what I did to your mom on New Years Eve.

Romo instead of Tyrod? You’re fucking high.

Fucking unfunny and old. Typical asshat comment from you.

This is bad kinja

Hull? umm. ahh.....fuck it nevermind.

Hmm, my count says about 5 per 250 stars.

Boy these Gophers sure dug themselves a hole.

Not exactly Netflix and chill night.

Clear eyes. Strong Hearts.

well its either you or someone doing a great job of catfishing your setup with the icon and all... and you said your a writer.

You have a cool Tumblr site.

How you could forget your Twitter account is beyond me. They are the biggest damn spammers of junk I get in my yahoo mail.

Canada’s time is coming. Its like a whole country of rural Wisconsinites, but they speak French, and are sick and tired of urbanites in Toronto doing drugs on welfare and talking in English.

RaspyHukors has ring to it.