[Smashes Bounces Popov bottle over off of head.]

FUCK. How can i get back the last 2 mins and 31 seconds of my life???

Make Pokemon Hate Again

Im picturing just asking your goomara to give you a swift kick in crotches before you head home...

Agreed - I lasted about 3 months with a torn ACL in my left knee, only to completely destroy and detach both left and right meniscus roots from my tibia after a minor fall. This then required $30k of surgery to repair, 7 weeks of no walking at all, and 6 months of painful recovery.

Just put some ‘Tussin on it.

jesus you are a toolshed.

Not to mention, Bob Kroll is a complete asshole and once accused the Minneapolis Mayor of using “gang signs” (i.e. pointing her finger) while taking a picture for the newspaper with community activists.

I beg to differ. I say most alcoholics are only teehee happy when drunk. See also “Dry Drunk”...

More like OJ Yayo....amirite???????/

I always wanted to jump in the ring with this guy... but only to give him a high five.

Got some mail today?

25 cents on Golden Tee!

Right!

Yep those guys are getting boned.

Teacher: Kid in blue turn around!

I was going to state something similar... Like arent this years, last years, 2 years and 3 years ago also somewhat getting “boned”? 1/4 less bone each year I guess.

What a homer.

Greatest post I’ve read in a year.

Fuft. Let's have a bunch of articles on things blacks can't do. Guide to Hockey. Guide to skiing. Guide to maintaining employment.