I wonder if Trump will be charged as an adult when he gets indicted...

Can we also “commonly agree” that...

Trump: It’s commonly agreed there was no collusion between me and Russia.

LOL. If only I could give you a gift-wrapped indictment with a side of impeachment for Trump...

What infuriates me the most is that the present government has blown through at least half a dozen scandals that would have ended Obama’s presidency overnight.

“I always said I didn’t have the ability, experience, or the intelligence to be a successful president. I turned out to be right” — shit Trump would say

It is my ultimate wish for Trump to be impeached but in the meantime I would settle for him shutting the fuck up.

I met with the president of the Virgin Islands, says Trump, the president of the Virgin Islands.

OK, everybody, I thought it said IVANKA.

Some words from Ivana: Donald told me, he said: ‘Ivana, if you want it, I give it to you.”

I am supporting “Big” Luther Strange because he was so loyal & helpful to me! — Trump

11-year-old Frank wrote to President Trump offering to mow the Rose Garden lawn. Today, he got his wish.

Trump’s prickly relationship with public lackey and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is deteriorating rapidly.

Fox News specialist/expert is an oxymoron.

This.

Remember when we used to hear EBS alert and didn’t listen because we knew it was just gonna be a test?

Can’t send Eric or Don cause they’d shoot that elephant.

Whatever, I’m more interested in what’s Johnson’s excuse that he voted for Trump’s health care bill.

I have to admit that I couldn’t be able to be married to a Trump supporter. It would blow up immediately. I’m pretty sure a Trump supporter couldn’t be married to me. A conservative, a Republican? Probably yes. A Trumpian? No.

That’s a 101 money laundering right there. Btw, is there a Republican without financial ties to Russia?