Golden carriages, golden showers, landing chopper on top of Masada...

Next time North Korean missile launch fails the Acme corporation is going to lose their contract.

Because nothing says “these sexual allegations aren’t true” like the Catholic Church!

Never trust babies

Fox News — where rich people tell rich people to tell middle class to hate poor people.

Deepika Avanti, a self-proclaimed psychic in Colorado refused to rent a home to a gay couple, claiming she could foresee their ‘uniqueness’ would be a black spot on the neighborhood.

One of these days “Spicer stutters” will lead to a stroke. Every time he’s prompted to give an answer on the fly he stutters an utter lie.

Go back to the States and never worry about being on Maury show.

How come shit like this doesn’t hit Mar-A-Lago ?? I wouldn’t miss a soul.

Trump talks a lot about Witch Hunt...is Kellyanne missing?

This is a total shit show

Who? Every person Trump hires is weird, creepy, a criminal, or says the stupidest thing ever.

To add insult to injury, the revised GOP health plan covers neither insult nor injury.

A&M President Michael Young was told by other universities about “lessons learned” in regards to allowing hate speech slinging idiots to appear on campus.

Eric and Don Jr. on the way to place their bid

You know, walls don’t just keep people out. And I bet the Berlin Wall was pretty to look at in the beginning, too.

Oh yeah? — If I’m so delusional, then how come that everyone loves me?

...next morning

Kind of a guy who would fire you for donating him a kidney because it took you too long to recover and get back to work.

Drew: in blue