It’s illegal to claim Putin as a dependent tho.

At this point, he should tell his followers that he already built the wall. They would believe him and it would be a lot cheaper.

I wish we could fast forward this Trump documentary to like part 6 where he’s just stealing memorabilia in Vegas.

If being intolerant of intolerance makes me a bigot, so be it. But then what do you call these NC dipshits complaining about how oppressed they are that they are not allowed to oppress others?

I never I thought I’d say this (Emails!!), but here we are...MAP PROPS to the Intelligence Community. Take this fucker down!!

On Trump’s gibberish accusations,

Sure. For instance, when the Republicans contrive schemes with Russia and lie about it under oath, that might sound bad, but let’s focus on what’s really destroying America: The Apprentice and legal pot.

he doesn’t really remember the meeting

Ah yes, Tom.... standing there, hands folded, like a deer in headlights.... and then he lost a debate to an actual 7-year-old.

This guy Pruitt should just make a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to fuck off.

Had he used fucking, it would have been fucking offensive, but by using mucking it mucking isn’t.

hitlerious

Maybe he just wants to be president of Florida, and we should let him have it.

I think he’d like to be a bishop in a megachurch.

The biggest problem with this logic is that, if it keeps Owens out once, it should keep him out forever.

The whole “drain the swamp” premise would be more compelling if he hadn’t filled his Cabinet with billionaires

It’s fair to say that so far the only entertainment they’ve been able to get for Trump’s inauguration is a cross burning.

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?