lol

Herbstreit: If you have a two possession game...boom... you can score and have a one-possession game.

It’s ferry impressive.

When you reread the article a second time, it’s even better. The first time through you blow right through half of them. It’s an opus.

Not one reference to “yaaaardage” in the entire article, though.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Trump doesn’t even want this job at all! The only reason he ran was because his factory in China made to many red hats.

When can we shame stupid Trump voters for allowing themselves to be influenced by paid for Russian trolls? That their hatred of Hillary Clinton is so severe they allowed themselves to do the bidding of Vladmir Putin. How can republican voters not feel completely embarrassed for themselves?!

Guesswork is part of intelligence work, always has been. This reminds me of the folks that hoot and yell about evolution only being a “theory”. Reading the cyber attack tea leaves is not the same as making a judgement to go to war over nonexistent WMD’s, that’s a straw man right there.

Republicans think Trump should be president and it’s marijuana that’s dangerous. Hilarious.

Wait, I’m confused...what were they arrested for again?

I have come up with a way to get through the Presidency quicker.

Teens nowadays are more of a Vaped and Confused:

I don’t understand people who use e-cigarettes with flavored oils in order to replace cigarettes. That shit just doesn’t work.

*Bashes head against table*

I don’t get why this man gets so many opportunities!

“My bus is leaving,” he said in January. “That’s not good. . . . They’re leaving right now. . . . Crap.

Two pennies for your thoughts to be kept to yourself.

There are now 9 times as many smart phones in the world than there are smart people. Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

“Presidential” communication at its worst: