That’s how we like it.

Robot Ryan Gosling or robot Jude Law? Who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself because I had ‘em both.

Other film review sites are throwing around words like “masterpiece”, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Dowd scrounges up a B+.

He never was to begin with, Ridley went off the rails.

You’re not going to believe the choreography for the dancing on pyramids number.

The fact that Deckard is in the film at all answers the question, which is why I won’t see this. The film will need to do some serious expositional gymnastics just to justify his presence, and I won’t risk having my favorite film retroactively changed (this is a rare instance where a sequel can actually affect the…

I haven’t been this amped for a new Marvel book in quite some time. Their work on the Fury miniseries and on the Punisher Max book is some of the best work I’ve seen from a non-creator owned book in ages.

But how did he feel about not being asked back for the live-action reboot of Beauty & The Beast?

i liked him as the crossdresser in dead man.

Jared Leto was able to land the role by sending Villeneuve exactly 2049 used condoms and 2 quarts of Dustin Diamond’s blood.  

If “The Lawnmower Dog,” “Raising Gazorpazorp,” or “Meseeks and Destroy” don’t speak to you, the series is just not for you. And may God have mercy on your soul.

I mean, the only REAL way to memorialize him is to pound one out to a grainy oversaturated picture of a woman with a massive bush and torpedo-tits laying on a bearskin rug.

Allot of people see him as the sex magazine guy but he really did use his powers for good. He offered black people jobs that no one at the time was offering. And when he found out that some of his franchised clubs in the south would not let black playboy club members in, he bought the clubs back and desegregated them.

Poor guy, he seemed like he got barely any fun at all out of life.

*Lone tear running down cheek*

Adios, Hef. Now someone needs to go turn the bunnies loose & bulldoze the Playboy Mansion.

Like with all ultimately unimportant aspects of life, we’ll get what we get. If we don’t like it, we’ll leave. After complaining for a really long time.

Honestly shocked there wasn’t a comedic short story in all of the EU about one unfortunate Outer Rim bastard named “Jabba Fett” who finds himself constantly being hunted by debtors, assassins and other lowlifes.

I always confuse Jabba the Hut and Bobba Fett. I thought it was an interesting choice to get one of the most handsome guys in Hollywood to play that fat sack of flesh and rolls.

*Darth Vader turns to leave room*