semajaral
The Janitor
semajaral

Thank freakin god. As a genuine fan of L4D (still play regularly) I wouldn't have liked this direction. I'm glad about this.

Anybody have any idea when the Summer Sale is going to start? Or I guess more importantly, will there be a summer sale this year? Please Jesus? Please?

Very cool.

You are indeed the exception. My GF is a straight woman as well and did not find anything "hot" about it. I expressed that I was making a general statement. If you'd like to argue that you're the rule rather than the exception, please go right on ahead. I think you'd have a hard time with that personally, but I'm

Please post.

Satire? Given Suda's track record for really playing up the sexual aspects of his games, what exactly is being spoofed here?

I am asserting it is indeed a niche element of gameplay that generally appeals to the lowest common denominator. I know many married men here at work who love the T and A element of games and are neither socially awkward or sexually retarded.

When did I make the assertion violence was better? I'm not even being snarky about it. I don't believe I did. I find hyper violent games that rely on that as a selling point equally unappealing. Splatterhouse comes to mind.

That made me fuckn lol!

Tits and ass promoting a game. The combat may be deep as all hell, but I can't get passed this in games. I felt embarrassed playing Bayoneta despite the awesome combat. Its a silly gimmick used time and time again to peak the interest of, who exactly? Teenage boys? Men who are undersexed or sexually retarded?

Yet everyone still hates Activision blindly. Maybe focus that attention elsewhere for a while? Hmmm??

For your information there's an inflammation in my tear glands...

Initiating eye roll sequence in 5...4...3...2...

The fuck this dude's wife look like?

Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled people here.

No offense to Archaotic, but how is it that this conversation is NOT talking about the awesomeness that was just displayed above. Holy Shit, the game looks phenomenal. If we're going to debate, debate on topic for Christ's sake. That gameplay looked absolutely astonishing.

*SPOILER ALERT*

How is this not promoted??

Jesus H. Christ...that SCORE! Goose bump inducing.

Tyrannosaurus is comprised of the same genetic material year in and year out. If your looking for an authentic Dinosaur experience you need to go Stegosaurus. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!1!