As an English major — ouch.

I wish I still had your adorable naivete. Your office mates be fuckin’. You might not know. But there’s some fucking going down.

everyone is 100% a colleague

I’d say at 24 she’s an adult and capable of making adult decisions but she did decide to major in English.

No one in your office has ever engaged in a romantic relationship with another person in that office? How would you know if they had?

Almost no one. For years and year writers have been complaining about it and I have never talked to any regular Joe that uses it the way these writers do.

Genuine, honest question here: Who really browses the store and relies on Steam’s built-in systems to find new games? Do those people actually exist (No, people specifically looking for crap games to stream and ridicule don’t count)?

I’ve been using Steam for damn near 8 years and I think I’ve looked at sale pages…

“Steam’s Irresponsible Hands-Off Policy Is Proof That Valve Still Hasn’t Learned Its Lesson”

Drew: “We all die, right?”
Megan: “We’re dead within fifteen minutes.”

My favorite Madden story — hell, favorite video game story — was my girlfriend (now wife) clowning a roommate of mine.

“He’s a balloon boy!!!!”

Bullshit.

No you didn’t. They didn’t even bother printing those.

The Finals are so over I just saw a Puerto Rican child wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers 2018 NBA World Champions shirt on CNN.

Cook-Out’s logo also appears to be a flaming lacrosse stick:

Again Deadspin buries the lede of, “He gonna yam on you!”
That is now forever in my lexicon.

Clickbaiters gonna clickbate.

Oh, great, let’s sensationalize another non-story about AI. This isn’t psychopathy, just mindless pattern recognition skewed by a limited data set. It doesn’t illustrate anything but “Garbage in, garbage out.”

Considering what they try to pass off as a pull up, I am not shocked.

I’m in the “no song exists” camp, but my guesses: