Going full-on Lovecraft this time, can’t wait.

Obviously he needs a Herkimer Battle Jitney.

And now, presenting the 45th President of the United States, Hillary Clinton!!!!

I don’t know what’s more amazing. The fact this guy spent $1mil on Game of War or the fact the Kings are so bad even Kotaku knows it...

As a Mets fan I’m excited but as an avid Deadspin reader I know that LOLMets is right around the corner...

This is pretty much how I feel right now.

HamNo, you’d be singing a different tune if a character on Westworld was shown eating Chobani yogurt instead of Fage.

My tale isn’t exactly public, but at least there’s a witness. It’s a story of shame and the meaning of friendship.

I have a short piss story, followed by a longer one about everything.

I spent an hours-long bus trip in Guatemala hurling myself off to puke by the side of the road every time the bus stopped and digging my nails into my palms and sweating buckets between stops. I was both blessed and cursed to have opted for a retired Orange County school bus-turned-commuter bus rather than the swanky…

Can we get Jim Rash as Lobot?

Yeah, it was cool when I first saw it 2 minutes ago on his Facebook feed, but now it’s already passe. I’m sooooo past GotG now. I mean... come on, a baby Groot? And space suits for fun? And... AGH!

nahhhh, its Zapp & Roger

Engineer you say?

Is this Rocket McFadden after finding out the Cards missed the playoffs?

I said something like this elsewhere, but the 400m isn’t a sprint. The 100 and 200 meter races are sprints. The 400 should get a new name. Something like the “300 meter + Oh my God, I would murder a puppy with an anvil to make this end”.

I’m obsesses by the female track and field athletes at the Olympics. OBSESSED. I can’t say anything that everyone doesn’t already know about what incredible athletes they are. They make me feel lazy as fuck and like I’ve only used about 5% of my physical potential. But on a side note, I love that so many of them run…

Command & Conquer: Renegade