Seriously with this bullshit again? I voted for HRC but this shrill and uninformed fuck you to third party voters is getting pretty tired.

He also plagiarized Bullworth with “we stand at the dawn of a new millennium...”

I threw my underwear at Georgia from Yo La Tengo a number of years ago, and Neko Case a few years ago. However, I was drunk both times, both were bad throws, and also I’m a dirty slut.

PREACH.

Ha! If I’d made them up, there’d be more Vagisaurus or Jenny and the Meat Sweats.

I used to spend 60 minutes in the morning and anywhere from 70-150 minutes in the evening commuting via I-5, with no other choice of route. Even though I love driving my manual, stop and go traffic is brutal and feels like it’s really hard on my car.

Counterpoint: Pickathon

It’s more “keep the habit moderately healthy enough to support the ducks that we wish to shoot.”

Ducks Unlimited is a charity that is considered a “sportsman’s charity” and they do good work in terms of habitat protection and restoration. However, I’m sure that level-headed organization is not going to see a dime from this bullshit.

I had very real concerns about the Clinton Foundation with respect to HRC selling fracking in Europe and other resource policies in S. America while SoS and then donations that magically appeared at the foundation from companies like Chevron, who were donating for the first time. There was some hinky stuff there to be…

You, sir or madam, are fucking brilliant.

I’m 5'11" with a short torso and long legs so the recliners make my life a living hell. The ones who give me a head’s up or just try to communicate in any way are usually okay in my book. But the ones who just slam that seat back as far as it will go, usually before they’re even supposed to? Most planes you can direct…

“My boyfriend and I are total assholes with zero empathy! MAGA, bitches!”

I have not yet heard this song, but I happily admit that I listen to a killer extended live version of Donny Hathaway’s “The Ghetto” at least once a week.

The Amazon discount works on Moleskine notebooks in addition to actual books!!

The Amazon discount works on Moleskine notebooks in addition to actual books!!

I’m stocking up on More cigarettes, Coors, and monster truck parts. I, for one, plan on being prepared to barter for my life with my redneck overlords.

I’m having some serious baseline shift. Things I used to think were utterly horrifying are now just quaintly quotidian. Good god, we’re fucked.

Might I suggest “Sweet Mother of COCK!” because that is certainly what I exclaim aloud every time one of these new revelations pops up. Fucking fuck.

I can’t afford to come out from the west coast (and I can’t get away with the state legislature in session), but I’m going to a local March and I donated money and air miles to others heading to DC. I’ll be there in spirit!