I guess I’m very lucky as a Bernie supporter to have not encountered any of these “berniebros” yet. While I haven’t looked at the cesspool of humanity that is reddit, I really don’t see much on social media, which is a feed I control entirely by who I follow. Maybe the problem stems from some of the people you’re…

AMEN.

Sorry about the mongoloid - I got caught up in the general passion shown for this issue!

Nobody is actually reaching into the toilet to wipe, you mongoloid! You lift up on one cheek, which spreads those cheeks and places the area of interest well above the bowl!

Robin Williams on baby poop: “What, does this shit go through Cleveland before it gets to his asshole?!”

It’s frustrating because it’s the common misconception about the keto diet. The truth is much different. I know many people who have gotten off of their diabetes meds, have had relief from PCOS or epilepsy, and have even decreased their head meds because of eating this way, and I think it does it a disservice to…

And that’s not what the keto diet is about. Sure, I eat bacon every day. But I don’t eat 2 lbs because I still need to eat at a caloric deficit to lose weight. It’s just so easy with keto because I’m eating protein and fat and lots of veg and feel pretty damn satiated.

Interesting that you’re so against body recomp - I’ve read a fair bit saying it’s possible with calorie cycling (I’m currently on SKD). It probably helps that I’ve got about 40 lbs to lose and I haven’t been able to lift for 1.5 years due to injury, so my muscle bulk is low for me. You’re of the opinion I should lose…

Every trainer I’ve ever worked with has said a variation on “you can’t outrun your fork” or “abs are made in the kitchen,” meaning that a good, strong body is about 75% diet and 25% exercise. Also, the type of exercise matters and endless cardio has proven to be a pretty big timewaster. Sure, I love long runs and they…

Congrats to you and your wife! I had a health problem last year that led to a pretty big uptick in weight, so I started eating keto right before Thanksgiving. I’m down 20 lbs, which is slow and steady and just fine with me. I didn’t want to believe the hype (because I love beer and I want it to love me), but I really…

Please expand on how my veggie-rich keto diet is bad for me! Please! I’m losing weight, have great mental clarity, high energy levels, and my bloodwork is a dream. This is my lifestyle and it’s supported by a lot of science.

Try keto - it is my lifestyle, not a diet. I eat tons of veggies, especially kale, collards, etc. as well as a great variety of meat, nuts, and some cheese. What don’t I eat - sugar, neither in purer forms nor as most carbohydrates (fruits, grains, etc.).

Did you even read the article, or any other recent research? Most of it is saying that the calorie in-calorie out method of losing weight just does not work. A calorie is not a calorie in a great many instances - the same food can spike one person’s blood sugar, leading to more fat storage, much more than another’s.

Ha! Oh my. Did you truly just tell someone not to belittle you?! That’s all you’ve been doing here, good sir!

All the stars for you - perfectly stated.

The scary thing is that’s probably true.

UGH, Crux. Fuck Cruz with a big pink dildo.

Another vote for Crux! Their saison. . . just thinking about it necessitates having to change my panties.

If it’s being marketed as a “wild” ale, they’re probably referring to the wild yeast used in sours, and I don’t believe Rogue makes a sour. But agreed, Rogue makes shit beer.

Here are some other don’ts, all from personal experience: