The world is large and varied and has room for multiple pretty bad movies.

My worst is probably some vegan protein powder and water that got left in a sealed BlenderBottle for… let's just say "a while." The smell when I opened it was so bad I had to leave my apartment. I tried to bleach it out of the plastic and eventually threw it in he garbage because it lingered. Just the nastiest,…

you think i stuck around to watch part ii?

I would say I hated it, but that would connote a deeper impression than it actually made on me
it's just boring! so very boring!

counterpoint: kill bill is really, really tedious and dull. it's one of a very small number of movies I couldn't finish because it literally put me to sleep.

this is… literally not true

at least a little light: he was arrested and charged, at least

Sometimes he says "and," and sometimes he says "in!" But I think it was mostly "and." I remember getting mad at the actor for not enunciating his "ands" very well once I saw that they were "and" and not "in" in the captions. Maybe it's uh, a quantum thing, Schrodinger's prepositions.

I thought Thomas Dominique is the one to do that? If he isn't, that's a really poorly constructed sentence.

The quickest way to censor thing on my phone is the InstaEmoji app, so…

Maybe he really liked Long Hidden when they read it in his feminist sci-fi reading group last year.

Just the one where I watch with closed captions and see all the lyrics?

The image on one of my credit cards is a staircase in Jennings with one of my friends acting like a spooky ghost (read: she's blurry) in the distance. I submitted it as a goof after they wouldn't let me use my own, non-copyrighted art (the rules for custom credit card images specifically prohibited any with unclear or…

The lyrics mostly say "boobs and" though, which is confusing to my tiny, tiny brain.

That's not what gets published around, though. And if overall average is what you want, why not go to Metacritic?

Silent Hill 3?

I don't understand why people use RT at all. Their score methodology makes their scores meaningless in all but the most extreme cases.

You know those dresses that look like someone tried to mummify whatever tiny actress is wearing the dress, but ran out of wrapping just below their ass?

I don't even slightly remember the first appearance of the monster(s,) which speaks to how little it impacted me overall. I do remember feeling like it would have been scary if I were even slightly claustrophobic, but that a lot of the parts that were obviously supposed to be very tense fell flat because I'm just not.…

a mantiwoc is a female manticore of color