this is a dead issue for me (I don't have any bone to pick, I swear) but I still don't "get" the descent. even more than other hypey horror movies of the last… let's say decade-and-a-half, I just have no idea what separates it in other people's experience from any old boring horror. more recently I've been severely…

"mantiwoc" is not a place

Conversely, your ass may taste like pumpkin pie, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will never know.

Sure, but only if all the regular 50ish actors play them as 12-year-olds.

I know a lot of nerds who use Bing. They also all bought Zune HDs in 2010 and got Windows phones. It's a thing! A couple of them even work for Google now!

this is honestly nonsense
offensive terms don't become magically inoffensive when applied to a new group of people

oil, by definition, has nearly no protein… i smell a conspiracy

I don't have a job, and I'm pretty sure with enough depressing dedication I could 100% the whole thing in a day and a half (somehow!)

I finally bought The Witcher 3 a month ago when there was an Xbox sale, and just as I finished the main story they announced the Witcher Netflix series. I bought Symphony of the Night literally two days ago, and today I hear about this… I sense a conspiracy, and think maybe I should start buying extra copies of…

I will personally pay Eva Green upwards of… let's see… $19 to convince her to ask for the role. That should do it, right?

Mock duck is generally just flavored seitan, which is just wheat gluten. It's pretty benign; given a sack of flour and some patience it's the kind of thing you can make at home (though if you ever actually want to make it at home, it's easier to start with vital wheat gluten than with flour.) It's not much more…

well I thought it was incredibly awful and depressing a date for noomi.

Some of the anti-honey vegans I know are pretty aware of beekeeping practices but think of it as a more abstract moral thing—you're still taking something bees made, which they see as exploitative. It's not something I ever really understood, though. Bees is bees. My tiny heart doesn't have much room for insects.

Vegans are typically very aware of which brands do and don't use isinglass, if they're vegans that care about it (not all do.)

i'd think more highly of her if she wasn't pouring money into her brother's legal defense team he needs because he raped a child.

Their fake chicken is pretty good, if imperfect as fake chicken. Pea protein has a specific aftertaste to me that lingers no matter what you do to it—it's not strong or unpleasant, just distinctive. I was less impressed by their burgers, but I think the ones I had a couple years ago were an older iteration.

Do you mean the mock duck in a can? The ingredient lists I've seen are pretty short.

There's a good amount of vegan white sugar out there, and the non-vegan stuff isn't "sifted through" the bone ash as far as I'm aware.

Bee Free Honee is very tasty and not very much like honey. Think of it as "apple syrup," because that's what it is.

prometheus felt like a downer to me. like noomi's still alive… completely alone with a deranged severed robot head 1.4 bajillion miles from the nearest human. I, for one, would be very upset in that scenario,