Perhaps!

We're not taking about Laura Palmer's prom, here.

…what

yeah, I liked the moment-to-moment stuff in the re[boot/make/hash] well enough, and that's with me not really liking any of the cast as individuals. the "bigger" moments and action scenes all fell flat, and the plot was jumbled and weird with little sense of scale or progression. if it had been looser/less heavily…

it's just kind of a boring mess to me. like, the humor doesn't work for me at all which I recognize is totally subjective, but usually if a comedy has an okay plot/characters I don't mind not liking the jokes. instead it just feels sad and dreary. idk man

the original had a "tight, well-crafted script?" it had a script?

I'm sorry that you think we should be nicer to pedophiles?

I hated The Witch on nearly every level but an aesthetic one, liked Pretty Thing, and haven't seen TBD yet. I can almost guarantee you would find Pretty Thing to be much, much more thin than TBD—there's close to no plot at all, only one real character, and no payoff at the end (despite liking the film overall, it's…

You're actually awful and probably shouldn't ever voice an opinion again

Chicago mix popcorn is, notably, originally from Minnesota.

I mean… both sides are pretty bad

That bleach/roots pattern on the side is actually more or less how that hair works—you're looking at roots towards the bottom, and bleached longer hair above it.

Which you see… where?

It's always weird when I'm reminded that the commenting population of this site is a tiny subset of the total page views/clicks the site generates. Like I know that's true of just about any large media outlet but, especially here, it doesn't *feel* true, likely because this is one of the most active comment sections…

Recent-Jungle-Book style, or like actual-trained-foxes style? Both could be fun, but in one you might get some poor crew member mauled by a rabid Andy Serkis and the other just has cute widdle fuzzy wuzzy lions on set

Generation Z, I think? I've heard "digital natives." "Little shits," in Appalachia.

Nah, it's too unrealistic that someone who looks like Emily Blunt would be married to someone who looks like John Krasinski. Bad casting!

I'd be okay with a live action Atlantis, I think? Or maybe a terrifying CGI great mouse detective! The opportunities are endless!

Millennials are like, 30.

you know some people literally can't see, right?