I enjoyed The Love Witch right when I muted it and stopped paying any attention. As something brightly-colored to occasionally glance at while filing taxes, it really earns that A-!

I found another person who remembers Forever Knight and can now die, after so many centuries solving crimes alongside a series of tragically mortal bozos and moping around my Vancouver loft. Or Toronto. Or wherever

"women and women-identifying people"
So… women? And also women?

This sounds like it would be a good option for parents with kids who have sensory processing disorders or similar who would like to be able to take their kids to more places that cater to their needs. I know of a few theaters that offer "sensory screenings" of kids movies one day a week with the lights mostly up and…

Just so long as you don't drink any of the tap water he offers you.

I'm just glad he's not playing some kind of evil science wizard obsessed with racial purity and/or beating death
ETA: probably

Apparently not, sadly.

pedantic schmuck is my father. Please, call me pedanticette

who the fuck is betty

There's a lot of downtime near the end, so you'll be able to bring your adrenaline levels down in time to exit the theater without committing more than, at most, two murders.

You can't move your fingers independently?
I stared at my hand raising different fingers for like, a minute, and I'm confused

the science fiction elements might be fresh (at least in movies) but the emotional and interpersonal content really isn't and I thought was mostly pretty bland. Dead kid stories (especially ones that aggressively marginalize the kid, reducing them to a human "gotcha" twist) just don't do it for me, and while Amy Adams…

I'm an adult and write critical reviews of sci-fi novels for a local independent review of books
But sure

Counterpoint: she's okay at looking kind of distant and sad, and Arrival was pretty dull and trite

I have the opposite of that. He has one of Hollywood's most punchable faces in my view.

No no no

Having seen all of those (except Moonlight, which I'm probably seeing tonight) I'd be 100% fine having missed literally all of them.

They work for me?

I was sad about the IMDB boards closing (they're my go-to when I want a dumb movie spoiled, which is always) and then read all the threads about how this movie is THE ULTIMATE REAL RACISM ADVOCATING WHITE GENOCIDE and then I decided that you know maybe I'm okay with the entire internet closing.

I've seen it.
I hate: it wanting you to take hypnosis even a tiny tiny tiny bit seriously. The entire scheme with Allison Williams as a long con honeypot that makes no fucking sense. That it's an even-dumber take on the already very stupid plot of The Skeleton Key, just with slightly different racial politics. That…