And it turns out I'm wrong! She does do one of her songs, I just literally didn't notice it happening. It probably blended into the endless parade of catheter commercials.

Not that I noticed, but it does have Colin Ferguson as a guy named "Macintyre Sullivan" which is almost exactly what a confused old person might call him when trying to remember his name. Also, a bizarre emphasis on the finer details of legal rights in treasure hunting operations.

Framed For Murder: A Fixer-Upper Mystery. So far just the one, but the subtitle suggests it's the start of a series (it's based on a series of novels.)
Her keen attention to detail that gives her a great eye for home renovation… also gives her a great eye for MURDER! Or something

Lori Loughlin comes out looking pretty good by comparison, at least.
The channel in general has strong Christian/evangelical vibes. Besides all the actual Christmas movies, everything has that strong family/faith/believing/whatever vibe. Even the ones where Jewel solves house-flipping-related murders.

He's in a pretty bad Hallmark romantic comedy with Rebecca Romijn that just came out. I'd score it a "watchable" out of 5 stars.

I watch hours and hours of this channel. I work as an in-home care aide and can only have on basically CNN, the Inspiration network, or this (nothing that would offend old people) so it's my edgiest option. The acting is pretty bad most of the time—Candace Cameron is absolutely awful, and seems to be in half their…

With time travel as an option, we can prevent abortion from ever being unGreat in the first place!

No son of mine would misspell his name on God's own internet!

If I could go back in time and abort George Saunders, I'd pay at least $10 to do just that

But with Tom Hanks as Robert Langdon as Dagmar Laine!

You don't know what I did! Don't act like you know!

the same puzzles, but now they're all about the vatican's secret collection of ultra-rare porn and can only be solved thru fucking

I thought The Guest was mostly very boring. Am I a bad person?

I got it, and I'm the shape of the average egg! With tits!

Inside.

I've been reading a lot of kind of early feminist/quasifeminist sci-fi (mostly 70s) and W/D reminds me of some of those stories almost—vaguely but not really grasping teen culture, what the entertainment industry looks like from the inside, how Wild it would be if, like, beautiful people were also magic?? and coming…

upvoted for "trade embargo"

I tried Wicked/Divine and thought it was pretty unreadable, like the people writing it weren't actually super-familiar with the English language. It also seemed to have nothing interesting at all to say about fame or whatever it's supposed to be saying something about. The art's neat, I guess.
I wasn't warm on…

I just read the Wikipedia page. I did not expect it to feature the phrase "sensual massages" even a third as many times as it does.

Especially strange because toothpaste has no sugar… sugar alcohols, I guess, in small quantities.