Yea, definitely. In my friend/age group, it seems that the people who don’t deserve children can get pregnant at the drop of a hat, and the people who deserve children can’t get pregnant to save their lives.

Oh, no worries. As soon as my husband and I started talking about babies, I told him there was no way I’m leaving my kids anywhere near her. Alone or with another person. He or I are to supervise everything she’s involved with. Because I don’t trust her at all. I would rather pick a stranger off the street to be my…

Yeah, I’m totally not her biggest fan. And my husband knows it so he keeps her from pushing my buttons. Doesn’t bring up anything around her that she could poke her nose in about. Keeps her from thinking she can stay over with us. (The last time she stayed with us, she said it was for a couple days, she stayed for…

Oh she seriously is. She tried to break my husband and I up while we were dating because she was jealous he was spending time with me and because I asked her to do dishes. Yes, because I asked her to to the fucking dishes.

Thank you! I know my mom and dad are awesome and my mother in law is great. But it’s very hard for me to open up to other people. (Apparently not on the Internet) But I don’t have many friends because I’m super introverted, so I don’t have too many people to talk to. I even have seven aunts, but don’t talk to any of…

He thinks there’s something wrong with him anyway. He’s the one who wanted to go in the first place. So we’re both going to get tested.

It feels like it took forever, but it was so worth it!

Exactly! She sticks her nose into every conversation we have with their mother about it! Even when we’re in a different room and she hair hears me say something about seeing a doctor and that we’re trying to conceive.

I know he’s right. I have a doctor’s appointment in a few weeks to talk to a regular doctor, so she can send me to a fertility doctor. I’m just scared as hell. And I have complete faith in science. One of the girls I went to high school with has uterine cancer and they were able to retrieve 49 eggs in a single…

My mother in law keeps pushing the baby issue. We’ve been trying for a year, but it just hasn’t happened. My husband wants us to go to a doctor to get checked out, but I’m scared as fuck they’re going to tell me something is wrong with me.

Opposite on the boozy-ness for mine. My family is strict on the no drinking thing since some of them are in AA. (No fun for the rest of us) and his family were always drinkers. And I couldn’t drink at that wedding since I was unfortunately pregnant. (I ended up losing the baby, a mixed blessing, and one of the reasons…

While I was working at the Whorey Church warehouse, I worked in returns and damages. I had to inspect incoming returns to see if they could be resold or destroyed. I can’t even tell you how often I would get things back that have so very obviously been worn multiple times and people returned them anyway. I once got a…

When I was working in a warehouse in NJ, they had a sample sale for the employees. So now, I have three beautiful, nearly unbranded (they have the initials on the little hang tag) bags from a designer that rhymes with Whorey Church. (Sorry for the rhyming, but I don’t know if I can actually say the name without…

Ugh, when I married my ex-husband, his redneck-asshole family members started a food fight. In a restaurant full of people. In front of my very prim and proper family. I was horrified. His family thought it was hysterical. I could just hear my family thinking ‘what is she thinking marrying into this fucking family?’

OMFG. The slo-mo ear bounces are amazing! I bet you they are like velvet and so nummy!!!! True happy death would be being licked to death by corgi puppies!

I only use Old Spice! It seems to work better for me. I seem to sweat like a pig all day, but Old Spice helps quite a bit. And it smells amazing all day!

I only use Old Spice! It seems to work better for me. I seem to sweat like a pig all day, but Old Spice helps quite…

Starred for the death by snu-snu!

I seriously love me some Melissa McCarthy! She’s hysterically funny and one of the only female comediennes I’ve seen do such physical comedy. My husband finally watched some episodes of Mike and Molly, and loved it. So now we’re going back through the seasons and watching them over. Her and Billy Gardell make me laugh…

I was just coming to ask if anyone caught it. I almost couldn't read the article without thinking of SJP!!

Ugh, my ex-mother in law was beyond pissed at me for leaving her son. Thought I was cheating the entire marriage and shit like that. I finally looked at her the last time I was at their house to pick some of my stuff up and told her, ‘lady, if you even knew half of what your son did to me during our marriage, you’d…