selfishcuckoo
selfishcuckoo
selfishcuckoo

The purpose of deodorant is to make a guy not stink at all, not stink like something else. From there, it’s a slippery slope to patchouli and shirts made from hemp.

The purpose of deodorant is to make a guy not stink at all, not stink like something else. From there, it’s a

Draw strings are also a problem. This morning Mrs Cuckoo’s youngest niece told a story about losing a pair of pajamas to a college washing machine— the draw string got caught in the spindle, and she couldn’t get the string loose. Mrs Cuckoo informed her niece that the next time, she should cinch the garment tight, tie

Bobby Jenks, 2006.

You had a 50/50 chance there. Hard cheese, old boy.

It’s not. An ellipsis is not the beginning of a sentence. It’s from the Greek, meaning, falling short”. Much like your reasoning.

Why everyone gotta hate on popcorn with butter & salt?

That face.

OK, the kittens are adorable, but this wins the thread.

I’m not the world’s biggest hockey fan, but shit, the OT games in this series have been serious nail-biters.

Exactly. Mine’s the same age, and it’s still going strong.

Exactly. Mine’s the same age, and it’s still going strong.

Who gives two fucks? I think I’ll ring Springsteen and ask him what kind of fries I should have with lunch. Waffle or curly?

Works great for getting around MLB’s blackout restrictions.

Sarah Jessica Parker, from the planet Vulcan, I guess.

Not long after we had ‘adopted’ our third cat (who was a kitten when we found him— I’ve told the story before), he managed to pop a screen in the window we didn’t know was loose. He saw a bird and was gone. I ran out of the house after him, and saw him tearing around the corner of the neighbor’s house. He’d only been

That’s so stunning. It goes beyond the unthinking mind and bloodless entity that was your teacher.

Hey, it could be worse. Governor Blago used the phrase “testicular fortitude” in a news conference regarding the charges the Feds had filed, and look what happened to him.

There’s a Dr. Phil segment in here somewhere. I’m sure of it.

Yep. Whenever I think it’s time to get rid of something, I have to convince Mrs. Cuckoo that it’s her idea.

Use of “on point” puts Patrick in the Guy Fieri camp. Please have your hair spiked, your tips blonded, and your tats flames forthwith.

This only works if a) you live on your own or b) everyone in the house agrees to this principle.