Not sure I'd be interested in a bunch of Type-A jagoffs whose screening criteria is based on the number of spaces after a period. Next: property tax increases for those who use closed punctuation.

When I was a kid, the guy next door (who ran the machine shop at the local Allis-Chalmers dealership), had a Ford F150 pickup, 5th Gen that he bought used. It was blue and white, but he got tired of the color, repainted it metallic green (it was the 70's), and he and that truck solidered on for a good long while. I…

Is this even a real discussion anymore, other than for people who have vast audio libraries ripped in the late 1990's?

So this makes Maddon the latest in a string of Cubs managers... who treat the team like the girl they'll never be able to fuck but will still give that same girl a ride to her abusive boyfriend's place. Play ball, lads.

No, really, I only understand words used in this post. It's not artificial. It's temporary posting vocab hysteria. You should see my grocery lists. "Bananas" written over and over and over again.

Explain, using words found in this post.

To get the full impact, you really need to get the Boxed Set from the first year— that has the director's cut, the special edition, the recipes, and the international market releases. There are subtle variations that you just can't appreciate otherwise, I find.

"He glazed me."

But the fact that it's called a "Special Edition" is what makes it so ridiculous. It's food.

I'm sorry, but "Kathleen Burner Overdrive" wins the award. And possibly the other award.

Krispy Kreme: Show up in costume and you can pick a free doughnut of your choice, including the special edition Ghostbusters doughnuts.

Doom goes in here!

20 years ago, in the UK, stopped at Happy Eater on the M40, near Bicester. For those that don't know, Happy Eater (now it's Little Chef) is something of a misnomer— nobody is happy eating there. It's the only thing around. Doomed Eater doesn't really work though.

One of my buddies spent a weekend in county lockup (failure to appear). He said the prison hooch was just Sunny D fermented on a radiator, in one of those little shampoo bottles that has a stem built into the cap— the stem serves as a crude fermentation lock.

It's fucking Texas. It's amazing they didn't give her a Bible and a gun. "You don't need those to feed your child, the Lord will provide."

My grandmother was right. When I was small, she told me that in the eyes of the cat, people are not "owners" or "supervisors". People are "providers" or "staff".

Forgot, "Blew up Caroline Munro's helicopter"

7th Grade. Biggest unit in the History class was The Constitution. We studied it for 9 weeks. Two days before "The Constitution Exam" , we were told that the exam would make 75% of the class' semester grade, and 50% of the class' final grade. I got sick the day of the test (legit, had a fever, went to the doctor,…

Was thinking the same thing. Suspect they'd find parts of me scattered across the Tri-County area after the wreck.