HE PULLS A KNIFE, YOU PULL A ZIMA.

Fucking InBlog... I hate them.

Truth. If Bob Gibson had been on the mound, he would have decked her with a fastball and then yelled at the grounds crew to GET HER THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD.

Thanks! I've been debating between the DeWalt and the Porter Cable. Per the article, the Porter Cable tool is nicer, with more features, but I don't think I'll be using those features. I'll keep stalking eBay and Craigslist for that used DeWalt...

"What are all these red dots on your papers?"

When you do the biscuit post, can you post a few different options for biscuit cutters? Some are wicked expensive, and some not so expensive... but what's the difference?

Thanks! The guy teaching the class says that boards 1, 2, and 4 are Douglas Fir, and the 3rd board, the one that's lighter than the others is White Pine.

Making a desktop from reclaimed wood at the Rebuilding Exchange, which has been a really fun experience— selecting pieces, jointing, surface plaining, etc. I started with wood that looked like this

It's only time before "When Things Were Rotten" is resurrected.

It's not Tom Ricketts. It's his daddy, Joe Ricketts, who founded the "Ending Spending" SuperPAC. Joe Ricketts no longer runs ES. ES is now run by Joe's son Todd Ricketts, who is also on the Cubs' board and is a businessman in Wilmette (super wealthy north shore suburb).

Where were you guys yesterday???? This new commenting system sucks— it doesn't allow Kinja to anticipate my needs and post in the past.

Nobody lives here.

And then you spend hours thinking up ways to save yourself from a task that takes seconds. That's not laziness, that's procrastination masquerading as a productivity strategy.

"The Hunger Games Theme Park"? That 3rd grade for me.

My wife, who is not a football fan, took one look at Manning on TV a few years ago, and said, "That guy looks like a guppy." He's been known as 'the gup' in our household ever since.

You're going to make his problems your problems? Unless this dude is your boss or has some sort of control over your career, there's no need to parent him. Let him wallow.

These are good ideas, however, they encourage self-reliance. This is antithetical to our current "must buy more shit in order to feel happy" culture.

Thanks for the advice. Assholes from Elbows.

Still gotta pay attention. Even if you want to use the excuse that your biology is against you, you still gotta pay attention.

There are other pocket screw jigs. None as good. And the basic one is about $30.