Props to Fiona for knowing and doing what’s best for her own well-being.

Unless he is in handcuffs being taken to prison?

There is a disgusting pile of dog crap on the sidewalk on the way home from the grocery store—every week we pass it and I go oh, right, gross, that pile of dog crap.

Articles like this remind me what a blessed state we are in to not be assaulted by his face, voice, and tweets, daily. I’m enjoying the reprieve, mightily.

Morgan Fairchild still looks great!

Carlson knows he’s gotta turn the vitriol up to 11 every night to desperately hang on to viewers and keep the trump swamp stew boiling. He’s another nonentity hotboxing his own farts on national TV for the delusional lumpen.

I know this is obvious to most people, except apparently the ones at Good Morning Britain, but having a black family member doesn’t make you suddenly an expert in racism or even slightly less racist.

Father is just another word for motherfucker. 

OH boy, I love this one!!!

My favorite was my first date with my husband.

My now-ex husband and I were both upfront about remaining childless, for reasons which are nobody’s business. He took it a few steps farther by being openly rude to and about children. You can see where this is going, right...?

With his new partner, who is much younger than us, he now has a baby. Said baby will turn…

“So which lounge am I in? Gucci? Mercedes?”

¿Qué pasa? I am muy muy...how you say....excited(?) for their familia. I am wishing them todos the happiness in al mundo — a la playa, a la biblioteca, y la discoteca. ¡Feliz cumpleaños! Arriba arriba...ándale.

Carmen, Rafael, Leonardo, Romeo, and Eduardo.

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but being old and childless, I just think having babies seems so weird.

Whelp, they can be just as sorry in jail. Fine by me. Then let’s see them navigate the life of an ex-felon what with losing their right to vote, struggling to find a job, or a place to live.

I’ve never had Canadian butter but European butters have higher butter fat than American. I like Kerrygold personally

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

I am also quite grumpy, and I had the same reaction. Maybe it was an attempt at quirky humor, as you said, but it also sounds pretty asshol-ish.

But who knows: Maybe Aaron Rodgers will come out and say, “I never thought I’d be married to someone who played pretend in a crummier version of ‘The Hunger Games’ for a…

I really want to know how Brooke broke her femur. She is a healthy 55 YO woman (only a few years older than me). Breaking a femur takes a big force, so I need to know what to avoid. Weird she didn’t say how (i.e. skiing, some other accident, etc.).

My cousin/surrogate father figure was a bus driver for New Jersey Transit for 30 years. Most of his routes ran from Philadelphia/Camden to the southern ‘burbs like Millville and Bridgeton NJ, so there was always a good mix of inner-city riders, New Jersey’s own special brand of provincials and every thing in between.