how about not taking a trip with friends during a global pandemic...

He has a bit of that brutish handsomeness that Daniel Craig has, so I agree with you. And he’s age appropriate.

Legit cannot fathom anyone who thought Trump did anything other than catastrophically exacerbate the covid 19 crisis. Like, even if you are a fucking scumbag and like that he was throwing kids in cages and the Muslim ban and the stupid fucking wall with Mexico and speeding up the ravages of climate change... how…

Please let Olivia and Harry get married so they can hyphenate their last name as “Wilde-Styles.”

Um, that’s nice, but where is Perez Hilton’s apology to the world at large for his entire existence?

Two words for all of you people who think this is somehow a new phenomenon for your righteous anger.

Dammit Dave. I always liked him and this pisses me off. 

Wait until you hit menopause. When telling everyone to fuck off is default mode. 🤣 

It was our first Valentine’s Day together, and also our first year living in Honolulu, so we weren’t yet jaded about the popular tourist traps. Since the day fell on a weekend, we decided we’d go to Hanauma Bay. We got in our swim suits, put our beach and snorkel gear in the car and drove east out of the city to…

Helping one of my best friends propose to my mate Dan. Bit of context: I’ve known Dan from school, drifted along in his stardust-laden wake (seriously, he was god-like at our school and boy, there were a lot of sobbing girls when he decided “fuck this!” and quit school half-way through sixth year to go travelling),…

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

It’s rare I actually, literally laugh out loud at something I read, but that’s got me laughing harder than I expected. “really angry baby” is just a delightfully evocative phrase.

He looks like if Clint Eastwood and W had a really angry baby.

Someone looked at this woman and thought, “She’ll never make it with those looks.”? How?

Does Brown have a legal case? I’m going to guess probably not, sadly.

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

“The breakup was mutual.”

Timberlake is the most annoying celebrity of all.  And his reputation is really, really bad.  I wish we would cancel him once and for all. 

Did you mean “flagrantly profiting” instead of “fragrantly profiting”? 

No dirt on the fiance that Aaron Rodgers mentioned during his NFL MVP acceptance speech last night? Is it Shailene Woodley?