Again, that is obviously just a baby wearing a fake beard.

I’m going to be getting a lot of use out of this bad boy.

Cancel culture is coming for these people, and it’s glorious.

Maria, I will send you some cash if you’ll get started on your next book, SMALLER THAN THEY LOOK: A History of Men in Indie Bands.

I get that they’re all shitheads, but I honestly have no fucking idea who this inbreds are.

I’m not super into music or anything, but I think I can speak for the masses here...

Meghan McCain was back on The View on Monday after giving birth to a baby she and her Federalist husband named Liberty (of course)

He’s the same kind of guy that complains about how his daughter is growing up to be a real bitch just like her mom. 

When I was about eleven, my mother announced that henceforth she would no longer do my laundry. I would be responsible for my own clothing.. Bit of a problem, though. She gave me no instructions and oh yeah...the building we lived in at the time didn’t have a fucking laundry room. The laundromat was about fours blocks…

Nothing super magical, but I always call my mom on NYE, even when I’m drunk. Last night I called her around 8:30, because now she’s almost 80 and I know I shouldn’t call her too late. We laughed about how many times I’ve called her completely hammered at midnight. I’m a total lightweight, so it doesn’t take much.

A few years ago on NYE, my wife and I decided to call it quits. Best resolution I’ve ever made, and just about the only one that ever stuck.

I scored a very very lucky housesitting gig over the 99/00 holidays in London. It was spectacular. Unfortunately, I tripped on Christmas Eve and knocked my two front teeth out (even I found the “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” thing funny). On New Year’s Eve a guy I met on the flight over set me up…

Fuck this fucking fucker.

Exhibit A: Amber Guyger.

I don’t think weaponizing Karens is a good idea...

Won’t solve it. The culture is rotten and internalized misogyny is only going to metastasize in that environment. Like all others who enter the force with the best intentions, the ones with scruples will get drummed out or corrupted and only the cool-girl/pick me-types will survive.

Well, it would be fine to raid a home of black folks and shoot up few of them.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Damn straight - so many people could have been killed by a bomb of that size. I know I’m taking liberties in speculating, but....I can just picture these cops chuckling about the vindictive “crazy lady” trying to make her poor man’s life difficult as they call for the ambulance so she can get her head examined. “Unbeli…

This is absolutely disgraceful. The Nashville PD should be counting its lucky stars that all he wanted to do was destroy property, not kill people.