The most delectable tidbit going around is that Alec Baldwin wanted to date Salma Hayek when she played his girlfriend on 30 Rock, she turned him down, and Hilaria somehow knew this so she faked the Spanish persona and had a restaurant owner friend arrange a “meet cute” at a restaurant Alec and Hilaria both frequented.

Google it. See what happens.

Yes, yes you can. This is our 2020 Fyre Festival.

YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RUTABAGAS

The other possibility is that Owens neither knows nor cares that there are two very different countries with “Korea” in their name.

You forgot Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, for that brief period around 2002-2003 when the French went “You know, the Afghanistan thing makes sense, but we’re not quite sold on Iraq.” and the whole country decided that anything “French” - fries, toast, cheese, wine, baguettes, omelets du fromage, the Dixie Chicks, etc…

I finally figured out the Conservative tactic! Just attach “Freedom” to any concept and that automatically makes it good! “Freedom Factory” makes handcuffs! “Freedom Spam” and suddenly people start eating it! “Freedom Strippers,” now endorsed by your local church!

I wonder if Cruise has thought about this simple method for ensuring the safety of the film crew during a pandemic: Not filming during a pandemic. Because you know who on the set of Mission Impossible is guilty of routinely and flagrantly violating pandemic safety best practices? Tom Cruise. Because they don’t wear…

I agree, jinni. I’d like to add that I’m not multi lingual at all. I’m from and of southern West Virginia.  I no longer live there, but did until adulthood.  When I talk to people from back home, by phone or even by text, I drop the scrubbing of my regional accent in a way that makes my kids and husband laugh. I do it…

BFD. Code-switching. Most of us who are multilingual end up remembering words in one language and forgetting it in the other on a regular basis. The brain does not sharply delineate at all times, and certain influences can leave a more marked impact in the vocabulary of one language or another.

“Anyone know who this Reddit blind item spotted by writer Alexis Wilson might be about?”

Be passive aggressive right back, and make it clear that you are having a blast without them.

You need to post pictures of you and the Bartender having wine at the castle, and visiting the botanical gardens, etc. and tag them. And/or then block them on your social media.

Merry Christmas, y’all. It’s Sunday the 27th here, a balmy 27°C, and I’m finally home and able to relax a little. Christmas stresses me the fuck out, mostly because my introverted arse has to be “ON!!!!” for multiple days while family is gathered, and it just wipes me. Plus this year, add into the fact that my health…

Here here! Agreed on all points. I feel the same way and have wanted to post a big ole sappy thank you for a while. This year has been so bonkers, hanging out here feels like hanging out in a bar or coffeeshop or secret club and has been sanity saving. I wish I had been more a part of this a long time ago. For years I…

If I could take a moment to be more self-indulgent than I usually am...

Which one do you drown first?

Get some of that furry green dick Queenie!

“ ‘I felt like as a 21-year-old young adult, that she needed to be way more aware of what’s going on in the world, and that was a little frustrating.’ ”

She has also resigned from Trickster.