"Sweet Baby Jebus in a pita pocket, Hemsworth, it's 2009 and this film won't be released until the end of 2012, don't think you're better than everyone else by standing away from the main cast. Meat puppet actors."

"Sweet Baby Jebus in a pita pocket, Hemsworth, it's 2009 and this film won't be released until the end of 2012, don't think you're better than everyone else by standing away from the main cast. Meat puppet actors."

Surely, she's making an ironic joke about her career, which has been unconscious for years? And I was almost happy today, as June 15, 2012 was the day I picked her for the Hollywood Dead Pool game played at work. 

Surely, she's making an ironic joke about her career, which has been unconscious for years? And I was almost happy today, as June 15, 2012 was the day I picked her for the Hollywood Dead Pool game played at work. 

"Why do adult gay men need comic superheroes as role models?" Simple answer, the ones you want us to worship have no issue with putting me in concentration camp and offering, with extreme prejudice, genocide. So, yeah, you're all pieces of shit.

"Why do adult gay men need comic superheroes as role models?" Simple answer, the ones you want us to worship have no issue with putting me in concentration camp and offering, with extreme prejudice, genocide. So, yeah, you're all pieces of shit.

It took me a minute to think, and sure enough I can honestly say I don't watch any show on CBS. The #1 network, and I watch nothing, zilch. Then I think. I watch nothing on Friday, Saturday or Sunday (an occasion Simpsons episode not with standing) on any of the networks. Monday? Nope. Tuesday was Glee, but I'm over…