What if I get shit on my hands with a ‘punchthru’?

Looks more like wooden seat belts to me. Who needs those!

i like petting people. Would this fall under the creepy category?

You aren’t very intelligent are you? Carry on, ignorance is bliss.

Hillary is lying about being a woman and you all want to vote for her, what’s the problem?

Symbolism over substance. It’s a massive money grab for politicians. Any one who thinks differently is a friggen moron.

”How Peel a Head of Garlic in 10 Seconds with Two Bowls”

Good thing the President stepped in and made the situation better! Think how badly things would be if we had left our troops over there instead of arbitrarily pulling them out in the name of peace! Good job Obama! Mission Accomplished!

Well would you please tell the ‘majority of the world’ to stop fucking coming here? Also, we don’t give a shit what the rest of the world thinks.

I’m about 15 lbs over, it’s time to turn my Ab of Meal into Abs of Steel...

I've always relied on the Turd Test, I think it's much more effective than the broccoli test.

Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

Delicious chocolate sausages...made me laugh!

Or you could just stop using facebook. The only people left are the true narcissists and spammers.

"...our top linebacker's ligaments are more worn out than a porn star's anus after shooting a prolapse video..."

Ease up with the hand movements!

Or, spend $2.13 and buy a fake sprinkler head at Home Depot.

That's because Apple has completely lost the advantage of ease of use. Just look at what Ives et al have done with iOS 7. It's a joke, the play button in voicemail is even worse. And don't get me going about the keyboard. Sorry Apple swipe kills autocorrect and Siri.

I think the easiest thing for me was taking a massive paycut and being forced to use my debit card/cash for every purchase. I stopped using credit cards not because I wanted to but because they stopped letting me. Do it to yourself before they force it on you. Stop living on your credit cards and switch to debit/cash.…

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