I laughed at that more than I expected. You’d almost expect a video like this to be used for team recruitment but nah, it was just one guy having fun.

I really wish that this map would have been more interactive, allowing me to click on an area and see what it suggested, as opposed to going from city to city halphazardly.

That being said, wow, I’m not going to be living comfortably any time soon. Sure, part of that is that I’m the sole provider of a family, but still…

Cease and desist incoming...

And now, to bring it all full circle, we need an Earthbound-inspired Pocket Monster fighter. We could pit Starmen against Hippies!

A haiku about Ikea furniture:

Fuck this furniture
why are you so hard to build?
Fuck you Ikea.

It’s just not the same experience unless your partner can also be in the same VR session as you and the two of you can bicker incessently over what will or won’t be going in your home.

One of the things that this article doesn’t touch on, and that I was very surprised about when trying to come to my own conclusions about things, is how several White Power movements are using the GamerGate culture and “war” as a recruitment tool, gathering these disenfranchised individuals into their fold with their…

Just like the first game, I am totally excited to make it to the act in the game where I’ll be forced to replay the same content over and over again because plot.

I’m actually surprised how unsardonically I say that... it was the first game’s greatest pitfall, but it didn’t stop me from doing it.

The actual name was “Escape From Cybercity” and if you’re feeling nostalgic, several playthroughs of the game exist on Youtube.

I remember for one of my parent’s anniversary’s, my aunt bought them a CD-i. And... that’s probably why they divorced now.

Although in fairness, it was on this system I was able to play the “So bad it’s good” Burn:Cycle CGI Movie “Game.” So it wasn’t completely without its merits.

Thank God.

This article is filling me with weird nostalgia. Anyone remember chat websites like WBS/Go.com? Back when chatting was “so fresh” Reader’s Digest wrote an article about it like it was this magical thing, as opposed to, you know, just a hub for some chat rooms.

I think it’s going to be very difficult to explain to my wife why I’m playing a game as a naked woman.

IF GOD IS OMNIPOTENT WHY CAN’T HE COUNTER MY MOVES? WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME FREE WILL TO SLAY YOU?!

It does not. Playable characters include Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton, Stephan Hawking, Pitagoras, Marie Curie, and Alan Turing. God makes an appearance as a nonplayable opponant.

Darwin has a noticeable, and perhaps exploitable, bug as well. If you chain from his Evolution attack to his Natural Selection attack you can actually reset yourself right to where you where when you started the Evolution attack, which clearly isn’t meant to happen based on how playing the fighter as a CPU opponent.…

The throwback chiptune soundtrack is pretty awesome. This game says it is a “trial version” so I wonder if a more robust release will be in the works, complete with some bug fixes?

Also, I must admit I’m a bit of an idiot. I saw that question mark on the character select screen and thought “Oh hey, there’s a hidden…

Someone found out that the blueberries taste like blueberries.

I thought it was standard practice to remove any hat as a sign of respect before the National Anthem, but then I also thought it was standard practice not to butcher the song like it’s a rival gang member, and no one called him out on that...

Someone call the cops, becuase that National Anthem just got butchered.