How I wish I could unsee these Lovecraftian abominations...

What would you call it? It’s clearly something hidden by the game’s coders. Hidden in plain sight, sure, but hidden none the less.

It’s the guy with the bow on his back but no arrows to defend himself with, isn’t it.

Out of context, that screen freeze that shows the eight characters look like they are investigators in a modern-era Lovecraftian adventure module.

Can I invite the alien snakes into my bed chambers to increase their relationship with me? Can I tap their faces with the stylus to show them I love them?

This weekend will be the weekend I finally beat Final Fantasy Explorers. I hope. Probably not. I wish I didn’t suck at it so much. At least it’s fun playing with family.

It's really interesting to see what the fans are doing with this game, how they are making it live and breath beyond what it was originally intended to be. I admit when the game first popped up on my radar I was duly unimpressed (although it absolutely captivated my 10 year old son) but it's nice to see that the fans…

So it's like Metal Gear Solid meets Jonestown? Interesting, in theory. Not sure if I'm the biggest fan of that overhead camera angle, but I'd give it a look.

The fact that Blizzard said no, and so these people said “WELL WE ARE GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS, LOL.” Blizzard said no. As in, the opposite of “OK.” It isn’t a hard concept to understand; most 3 year olds at least get the basics of it.

A note of error, I pegged Battlefield 2 as being released in 2009; that was when the last iteration of the game was released. It was actually released 4 years earlier in 2005. This does not, in any way, change my point but it is an error I felt worthy of addressing. My apologies.

I don’t think YOU understand how any of this works. What you dub “Vanilla WoW” is owned by Blizzard Entertainment. The scenarios were designed by Blizzard. Many of the NPC characters are owned by Blizzard. While this particular iteration of a server attempts to claim “We’re not stealing guys, honest!” by having those…

If people want to play games on private servers, they should pay the company that owns the IP for the rights to do so. Otherwise it is theft, pure and simple. Understandably, some vaperware and abandonware examples my prove a hurdle to this, but come on, even many expired games have licenses that can be acquired or…

Persona 2 has you killing Hitler. I don’t see how anything in Persona 4 is better than that.

Even in your Kotaku, FOE!

The player was warned that it would be dangerous, and they would be unable to turn back. They were asked to select Yes not once, but twice. Why was the player surprised? If they wanted to retreat so bad, they should have reloaded from the last save.

Looks like your two week training session with the NYPD on how to use a gun didn’t pay off the way you had hoped, eh?

I wonder what is in place to ensure this company does not get a s&d from Nintendo? For example, if the game is shipping with an actual, original physical copy of Legend of Zelda, I suppose they company would just be reselling, but if they’re placing this game on a recart, they’re in some pretty gray area. I imagine…

“Now I feel like that might be natural, so I never act on it other than some innocent flirting and it goes away eventually”

Hahaha. If you’re in a serious monogomous relationship, there is no such thing as “innocent flirting.” That’s like saying “I never dine at other restaurants, other than innocent appetizer orders.”…

Back then, many people thought it was bad form to pay $2.50 to spritz up the look of their horse.

These days, people are easily paying $40-$60, the price of a full game, for the PROMISE that maybe, they can spritz up how their horse looks in a future set of downloads via a season pass.

Blob combat looks so amazing when it’s someone else recording it, and that someone else isn’t at threat of having his or her ship blown up within a few seconds of being locked on.