A lot of grannies had to stay home due to the pandemic, so.....hugely increased turnout + mail in ballots + short staffed polling places = longer time to tally all the votes.

This. Yes, I am thrilled. But....Trump won in 2016 with 63 million votes. He lost this year with 70 million votes.

Potato chips are a vegetable, right? What about pico de gallo, does that count?

Is it possible to gain UK citizenship if my grandfather was British? Asking for a fr....WTF, asking for me.

Heck, they removed a bunch of Superman’s stuff too. I mean, the guy came back from the dead, and the movie gave a grand total of one line about it? “It feels a little itchy”? A story about a guy coming back from the dead is the basis of several major world religions. Surely they had a little more backstory in the cut…

Pennsylvania (a huge swing state) is already looking like it will be a “red mirage”, since they only start counting the mail-ins on election day. So the rural counties (in “Pennsyltucky”) will all go red and be tallied early. Philadelphia will go blue, but those votes may not be included in the count until several…

They want to be able to call the election for Trump early in the evening. That puts the wheels in motion. If they can get FOX and some other media to call it, they can essentially claim it as fact. This may discourage people in the western time zones from voting once they hear that (why wait in line when my vote…

You’d think the whole “China virus” and associated rise in anti-Asian bigotry would have clued Mr. Ng in to the fact that he’s....not considered white.

Did my part in FL today.  But my town is reliably blue....I don’t know how many MAGA zombies are going to come shuffling out of the panhandle swamps this year. 

Talked to my sister on the phone tonight. She’s voting for Biden but she dislikes Harris. I asked why and she said “she’s a communist.” I was like, “WHAT? Citation needed.” I told her to stay away from whatever websites are slinging that crap.

Well, she’s pretty good at playing plucky little waifs, so maybe people figured she came from poor appalachian stock.

Yeah, they sent the FBI and also went full-on “won’t somebody please think of the CHILDREN, Barron could be traumatized”. But not a peep about Whitmer’s kids having to put up with a planned kidnapping of their mom, and a cult chanting that she should be tossed into prison.

Here’s a timely article that says it better than I did...

Well, Sean Hannity interviewed a hoarse, coughing Trump tonight on FOX, and as expected it went right off the rails. I gotta wonder if Hannity is going to throw in the towel at some point.

Yeah....I’m not sure that I’m comfortable with this guy having access to the nuclear football. He’s mentally and physically unwell even under the best conditions. Right now? He’s on steroids, fighting a deadly disease, under huge stress, with worsening dementia, bombed the first debate, and is way down in the polls…

“records show that they would not be the only couple to have gotten married after periods of living in the Ranaghan home”

I know we have to wait for election day to get him out of office, but this latest stunt is just begging for the guillotine. He’s literally holding people’s livelihoods hostage for votes.

“the fact that it’s completely deranged”

“The combination of the virus, an experimental drug, the chemicals from decades of skin dye and hair treatments, and the preservatives and hormones from a lifetime of junk food, will combine to give Trump superpowers.”

Typhoid Amy’s nomination shindig sure is racking up the body count.  She’s gone from Supreme Court to Super Spreader.