What I’m saying is, I know cheesy, ‘cause I been cheesy.

‘Dude, we just drill a little flap, an extra layer, and you angle the straw to get in. So the hole is never completely open.’

Yup. As soon as I saw that, I realized it’s the “boogaloo” race war a-holes. Sometimes they code it as the “big luau” and wear hawaiian shirts to signal their fellow white nationalists. Blue Igloo is the same kind of code.

Yeah, I liked that touch.  Now about the statement “the episode does a good job of not condescending to the small town”...nah. It was making it fairly blatant that this place is country AF. Dung throwing, cringe-worthy dance troupes, and Elton John singalongs? Cheesy as hell. And I say that as someone who has…

Echs-ash-A.....away. 

“it’s the world we live in today,” he said. “Stuff like this happens, bro...We’re trying to live the best life we possibly can but sometimes it doesn’t go as planned.”

Of course there are knives out for Fauci.  Dolt45 and his propaganda network (“Fox News”) have convinced their viewers that anyone that actually speaks some truth is part of the Deep State.  Conspiracy theory fanatics abound. You heard about the guy last night who attempted to crash a locomotive into the Naval hospital…

In the same vein: f**k those idiots on the Zaandam. If you’re stupid enough to get on a cruise ship in the middle of a pandemic.....AFTER the news of the Diamond Princess fiasco has been broadcast worldwide for weeks....then you get zero sympathy from me when no port will allow your floating petri dish to dock.

“Halper’s rush to publish the allegations without doing due diligence in her reporting demonstrates either a lack of concern for how Reade might be raked over the coals or a lack of knowledge around journalistic best practices for sexual assault investigations and reporting.”

Well, Boris Johnson has tested positive (and Rand Paul too), so there is a possibility that the worst people will feel some pain from this.

She looks like a Fox News talking head who looked into the Arc of the Covenant.

Rand was the guy who delayed a vote on Coronavirus aid because he wanted to slap a useless untenable amendment on it.  Ironic.

Yeah, the cost of living in the major coastal cities is ridiculous. They’ve become places for really wealthy people to live....and for ridiculously wealthy people to park their money and not live (investing in $$$ penthouses that they never visit).  And the not wealthy folks that are crucial to actually existing in a…

Reminds me of the “Art Crawl” episode of Bob’s Burgers, where wacky Aunt Gayle decorates their restaurant with her new series of paintings of animal anuses.  Hijinks ensue.

Look at what started trending right after the results came in last night: #DemExit. People vowing that if Bernie’s not the nominee they will never vote for Biden.

Seriously. Anybody who tweets #DemExit, go ahead and send them their MAGA hats. Any vote in the general not for Biden is a vote for Trump.

This. Remember that aspect of Obama’s speech pattern that people would make fun of? “We just have to....consider all the possible....angles of the situation...” All those ellipses are the hallmark of a guy who has time to think about and properly formulate what’s coming out of his mouth. Joe should definitely get into…

I recall a tweet from Patton Oswalt after the 2016 election that said something along the lines that “this country may actually be more sexist than it is racist.  And it is f**king racist.”

The MAGAts and the Bernie Bros (and Jill Stein because why not) are having a field day on twitter right now; “BidensCognitiveDecline” is trending. Biden got in an argument with an auto plant worker in Detroit today about whether he’s going to take everyone’s guns away. Yes, it could be said that the assault rifle fan…

“Nothing is shut down”.....really, Donald? Fulton county schools just shut down. (That’s ATL and suburbs.) Stanford and U. Washington shut down. The American Physical Society and the American Chemical Society have cancelled national meetings. Senators are self-quarentining. The stock market is freaking.