“There is one upside to being constantly on edge about what new human right Trump will violate tomorrow: it’s compelling Americans to actually do shit for once.”

I also get the ear ringing. (And nausea. I usually puke right after I come to.)

Yeah, that didn’t seem like a typical faint. I’ve fainted plenty. Panicky stumbling and dramatic raising of arms are not on the menu when I’m passing out. More like, experiencing cold, clammy hand of death as you become unable to move your body and the light at the end of the tunnel fades. But maybe that’s just me.

While all the shady dealing, chaos, and inability to get anything done is not great for the country....it’s fantastic payback for an arrogant moron who ran for president as a publicity stunt. When I think about how much Trump probably HATES his life right now....I’m thrilled. That’s what you get for screwing over the…

It was probably an informed inside joke. There have been rumors that Spacey likes them young swirling around for a long time.

Actually, McFarlane was also right about James Woods.

...ready for it.

Make America Graft Again!

Well, apparently Fox is up in arms right now about a hamburger emoji having the cheese under the burger. That’s the biggest outrage in the world today. Nothing else going on....

Anthony Bourdain put him on blast today. Uses the word “complicit”. He’s dating Asia Argento, another Harvey victim.

Nah, the really confusing part of the text is “his wife Nydia”. Who marries these trolls? I mean.....girl, WHY?!!?

“Don’t be such a boob-punch, Tina.”

If they claim he’s lying, I wouldn’t be surprised if McElwain can show some receipts. I’m absolutely sure he gets hate mail after every loss.

“Most people don’t believe that racism is a thing until its happening to them or someone they love.”

A friend of mine has family in Puerto Rico. They have the option of moving in with her in Florida, but they don’t want to leave because they’re afraid they’ll have nothing to come back to when the electricity comes back. They have a bakery with a bunch of equipment. Looting is on the rise. If they leave it (or their…

Yeah. Speaking of which, Taylor’s new video for “Ready for it” apparently drops tonight. Stay tuned to watch everyone rip it to shreds!!!!

Yeah, and Donald Trump Jr. already ruined Skittles. DON’T TAKE THIS FROM ME.

Yeah, that and “tells it like it is.” “Tells it like it is” = asshole.

“he most sincerely apologizes if his attempt at humor offended Ms. Lind”

Yeah, I wonder what it was that finally pushed him over the edge, because he’s been ok on Trumpism up until now. It’s becoming clear that the only thing that forces these “traditional GOP types” to stand up to Trump is a death sentence or a cushy retirement plan.