A LOT of famous men who did great things that were incredibly beneficial to the world treated women like crap. Looking at you, Einstein and Gandhi. If we pulled down all the statues of guys who were misogynists, there wouldn’t be many statues left.

Yeah, my take on the whole situation was “he’s just not that into you.” She may want the sense of security that comes with locking it down, but he is not interested and wants to remain free in case someone better comes along.

I can’t see “Mad Dog”/ “Warrior Monk” Mattis grovelling. I also can’t see him tolerating this situation much longer. Look at that thousand-yard stare in the picture. I’m trying to imagine what he’s thinking.

Because his testosterone levels have dropped enough by now that he’s not perpetually horny anymore.

What’s the over/under on how many abortions she’s had?

There were 62 MILLION of them. We have to try to figure out how the US educational system failed so horrifically that it produced 62 million blatantly and proudly ignorant people.

Yeah, that was one of my first knee-jerk responses to Rick....he’s basically like Gregory House in space.

“Maury, I am OUT OF CONTROL. Yeah, I use drugs. I do what I want, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don’t use protection! It’s my hot body; I’ll do what I want! I don’t go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I want!” - Eric Cartman

Naw, the word she’s looking for is “tacky”.

She can’t possibly fight hauling those sacks of water around. (OTOH, maybe she could drown her opponents.)

Will John McCain live to see the vote?

*not withstanding.

That’s a great suit. What’s the lining?

Cumberbatch isn’t as much of a surprise as J.K. Simmons. Mild-mannered looking 61 year old character actor. He got RIDICULOUSLY ripped for Justice League.

She was charming on the Daily Show last night. Apparently she’s a 2nd degree black belt in taikwondo and was sort of brushing it off to Trevor....

I’ll admit, every time I watch the Tour de France, I wonder about the mysterious “nature breaks” the cyclists take. I mean, it’s 6 hours on a bike each day; they’re constantly hydrating; they eat lunch on the bike. But somehow a massive group of 200 cyclists all manage to hide the nature breaks. They are forbidden to…

“The answer to the question What Happened asks is quite simple. What happened? The rest of us wised up.”

It’s hard to understand how these idiots can back a bill that screws over 50% of the population, with particular regard to the way that 100% of the population are brought kicking and screaming into this world. I mean, do Bill Cassidy and Lindsey Graham assume that they sprang forth fully formed from their fathers’…

(Hands over feminist card)

“the sound of a Slavic accent introducing the President”