Por que no los dos?

Clinton would have brushed her shoulder off. The last thing you want to do with a petulant tyrant is give him attention and rile him up.

Somebody explain this “bitcoin” nonsense to me. Is this stuff real money? How does it work?

I’m a PhD myself and I’m surrounded by PhD’s and soon-to-be PhD’s on a daily basis.

Yeah, that one about how Blumenthal should visit Vietnam so “at least he can honestly say he was there” was.....surprisingly clever.

I begrudgingly clicked on this since I wondered if they’d changed the name of the show. Titling it “Life of Kylie” was one of the few actually clever things the Kardashian/Jenner clan has done. (Granted, it probably was some assistant somewhere who came up with it, and now Kris is confused and wondering if they should…

...except blonder. Much blonder.

FAKE NEWS! We’re at war with Eastasia. We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

“NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE. DO NOT ASK.”

But....but.... “You don’t know what love is until you’ve had a baby.”(TM) Who are those sex slaves or army guys going to fight for? Their own worthless @sses? HA.

Didn’t Usher date Chilli (TLC) for a while? Hopefully it was before he caught the gift that keeps on giving.

“Your client is accused of domestic abuse, but in the end, it turns out that his girlfriend has undiagnosed bipolar disorder and attacked him with a knife.”

The worst vagina-related news story of the day/month/year: Nebraska police require female recruits to get a genital exam before being hired, carried out by a male doctor. They require this ONLY of the female recruits.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-state-patrol-accused-requiring-vaginal-exams-n789096

Yeah, I need to shop for one. I’m generally fairly depressed on average, but I’ve been in a complete non-functioning funk since November 8th. I’d go to the confidential workplace “help for people who are stressed” or whatever it’s called, but....I’ve been there once before and the guy wasn’t that helpful. One of the…

“We must do what we can in conjunction with our friends to stop America from going full Trump.”

Yeah, it’s probably a safe bet that small household pets have been mysteriously disappearing from that neighborhood for the past few years.

There are Target stores in Florida. Plenty of them.

I’d say this is the point where this administration has officially become a farce, but....it pretty much started out that way.

Actresses in the 35 - 55 age bracket vanish into the supporting roles of “the main character’s mom” or “the main character’s wife.” Unless they’re playing a high-powered district attorney.

Yeah, Uber and Lyft sort of squick me out for that reason. I mean, at least Taxi companies have to train, licence, and monitor their drivers, right?