They’re used to living in delusion? They’re used to worshipping a false god? They follow prosperity gospel, so since Trump is rich, he must be #blessed? Evangelicals tend towards patriarchy, so men are supposed to run things, and given the choice between a questionable dude and a well-prepared lady as a leader,…

“Of course I have a boyfriend! You don’t know him; he goes to Morningside.”

What pathetic pandering. I wish there was a very secular country I could move to. All religions are B.S. and the concept of a god has no place in government.

I know Barack is constrained by the tradition that former presidents don’t talk sh*t about how the current president is doing....

“They see me rollin’....they hatin’....”

I roll my eyes every time I even THINK about Mike Pence.

We gotta give that statue back to France before that actually happens.

I assumed that every Canadian is issued a pair of skates immediately upon exiting the womb.

I love the Rock, but....I want career politicians from now on. We’re currently trying “an outsider”.

Yeah, waiting for that op-ed from the Flat Earthers to appear.

“the position that most American women take on abortion — that it should be completely illegal, or legal but with significant restrictions.”

New Hampshire has to get docked a few percentage points for having the Red Pill guy in their legislature.

Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin (two other world leaders who don’t tolerate dissent) would have had McMaster killed by now. You’re slipping, Donny.

Yeah, they think THEY’LL be remembered, but probably don’t remember their ancestors.

We can’t give a lot of LIVING people the care that they deserve. Why are we bending over backwards to pamper the dead?

My thoughts exactly. When I’m dead, I don’t want to take up valuable real estate. Just cremate me and scatter the ashes.

At this point, France should ask for that statue back.

There is footage somewhere of Barack Obama doing the “look at your raised left hand as you twist it” part of the Single Ladies dance.

The fact that that cross doesn’t burn her skin is proof that there is no god.

Isn’t “being a boxer” a pre-existing condition? I mean, it’s a job that involves getting repeatedly punched. What insurance company wants to cover that? Balboa would be toast.