He may be a douche, but he loves his car and doesn’t deserve to have this happen. The person or people that stole it are bigger douches than he’ll ever be.

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Seriously. Thanks, Doug. I was convinced it was Friday afternoon when I saw Dear Doug, until this comment came up.

lol..... at”tit”ude

INB4 beetle hurrrr durrrrr.

I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like the 993 Turbo S. Enthusiasts love it, and even people who don’t like cars like it.

ummm. THURSDAY?!

I love that evil looking face, I need one of these now

The lack of this particular car in this particular list confirms: Jellopiknik is scared of a lawsuit!

this is the best I’ve got...

Jesus that kid was doing everything he could to run into the path of that car. That guy’s either a hero or really did the world a disservice.

Guy is a hero until he gets home.

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Les Misérables

“Having drums prevents your rear brakes from getting screwed up by sand and rocks,”

I will keep that in mind next time I am looking for a gigantic luxobarge for autocross duty.

I periodically check eBay for a W12 Phaeton and a V10 Touareg. That would be quite a garage to have, though you’d never be able to drive anywhere because they’d be perpetually broken.