get off your phones, assholes.

1. The Mets were involved

“Referred to as the greatest city in the world, by people who haven’t been to very many cities.”

Jesus that guy actually asked the PO to go halfsies on cleaning up their dead cat? Who the hell does that after they buy a car?

It even has the signature Lexus Spindle grille!

Am I reading this correctly? Creed is better than The Eagles and The Doors? That’s gross to even type, the wording “Creed is better than....” should never be written about anything. Unless you’re talking about tetnus...or like..nuclear winters.

Eagles by a long shot.

Whoever starred this bot.....

Thanks, I was looking for a quick get rich scheme! You’re a life saver!

Or you could have gone up to the machine that gives out the tickets and gotten a new one. Obviously the garage isn’t staffed so there would be no one to stop you.

My dad owned several Beetles before I was born, in his toolbox is a giant socket that is beat to shit. When I asked him what the deal was with that, he said, “Oh that? That’s for beating Volkswagen bearing races into place.”

So VW building things in the most ass backwards way possible is not a new thing.

Here’s my question, do I get the trade in value, retail value or what I paid for them?

you read the article, right? Cause the SFPD didnt pay for it.

I AM THE LAW!

Crimea river.

This fact does not Czech out.

* You’re not off the hook for this either, Canada. Fireball Whisky is your fault (that’s the whole reason “whiskey” is spelled wrong in the name).