Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.

Yeah, I have a question! Are women for real immune to common strep and staph bugs now? Is that really why TSS happens less often these days? I thought it was just because people were more aware....

I've started coughing and hacking loudly if someone gets too close to me (I know, it's so passive agressive). Dude behind me in line at Walgreens, you DO NOT need to be so close. Sometimes I really really wish that I could fart on command.

Damn, that's good. I kind of wish I could have witnessed this encounter in person.

When I was married, our puppy somehow got up on the bathroom vanity and ate my contact lens case, which contained my contact lenses. My husband thought it would be a good idea if I just waited until Holly pooped and then see if the contacts were there, so that I could still use them.

Sadly my mother loooves this show especially the Wahlberg mother.

I'm going to fall in love with my courage. Which is super fucking brave of me when you think about it (please, think about it).

Thanks! I burned the chicken breasts and roasted cauliflower I was supposed to be cooking for supper while I ranted about the madness of my work. They were edible but, only just.

Well, now. Those men were naked under their shorts.

Someone told me that I'd have to stop paying taxes in Canada because of reasons and the fact that I suggest that maybe people who are on reddit might pressure the admins to do something about the crime being perpetrated on their forums.

Seriously. On one of the Gawker articles I saw this leak compared to the Jezebel "thighlights" feature. Because those two things are totally the same.

Man, the False Equivalency Brigade is out in full force, isn't it? What's wrong with these people?

i feel like z is really aloof and self possessed and doesn't tolerate foolishness. which is intimidating to me, as i am the human (dinosaur) embodiment of foolishness.

I saw Zahara once once in NYC out with a nanny and she looked cooler than me already.

"....reads like something out a Fifty Shades of Grey meets Pride and Prejudice fan fiction novel."

im not even mad. this sounds sweet and lowkey and do you guys think shiloh would be my friend? i wanna hang out.

I'm glad jezebel choose a better viewpoint then the gawker version who says the pregnant receptionist was "hit on". You know... despite the groping asshole wannabe rapist.

She needs to go for an annulment and divorce. If he gropes a woman on their wedding night this behavior won't stop, he will just do it on the sly and sober.

Annul that shit ASAP.

I will bet you all of the money that her friends have been hoping she wouldn't go through with it since the moment they found out she was engaged.