On the upside, now you know what to do if you ever want to scare neighbors away.

When I turned 21, the next day I went to my first porn and movie shop in my town with sunglasses, a hat on and my body fully clothed with long sleeves and pants "just in case" I saw someone who could recognize me. I decided I want to check out a life show for $25 for 10 minutes and with my 21 year old hormones, I was…

Yeah I saw a monkey giving another monkey a rimjob at the zoo a few years back. Everyone was CRACKING. UP. (And there were a few confused kids as well.)

I ended up in the hospital after a car accident but they were quite full and also didn't quite know where to put me. Too old for pediatrics, too young for the adult ward or something. So I kept getting moved around a lot. I ended up in a shared room with an elderly gentleman with Alzheimers. One day, when his equally…

btw, later found out the male giraffes smell and drink the urine to test if the female is ovulating. ah, nature. giraffe golden showers for all.

As a New Yorker I have experienced many of the subway feces sharing, smelly homeless people and public sex acts reported here today, so they seem a bit run of the mill. I have to confess, though, that I once (a long, long time ago, I was younger then) did some ecstasy, then threw up on a trainload of people when the…

New Year's Eve, 2010. After a very nice pre-game of oysters and champagne, mistercharles and I got on the #1 bus in Cambridge to head back to Boston to properly Auld Lang Syne. As we got on the bus, the driver barked, "All the way back", which didn't seem meaningful until I glanced to my right and stopped so…

My mom gave my wife and I a bunch of clothes my aunt was getting rid of. Pretty decent stuff, my wife found a fleece vest she like. I'm driving and she feels something hard in the little pocket next to the zipper, opens it and finds a syringe (capped, thank God). My aunt is an on-again-off-again junkie.

The night that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl was pure insanity in Seattle. I went out with a few friends to the only bar with a dance floor in my neighborhood, a divey place called Ozzies. My friend and I ordered a drink and took it to the small dance area to celebrate how awesome our city and team were. I took one…

THERE IT IS. I was waiting for the 66 to show up.

I worked in an inner city library for several years and there was no end to the gross/strangeness.

Husband and I are sitting at a restaurant having breakfast. I am sitting on a bench that is shared by a couple other tables, husband is on the side with individual chairs. So, we're pretty close to the people sitting next to us. The couple to my left is a woman sitting on the bench part and her partner in the chair. I…

I have two, and maybe each one taken individually is kind of meh, but these happened within seconds of each other:

My sister had a friend whose aunt used to take eye boogers and rub them across her lips as a "natural moisturizer." The same woman also had a habit of picking dead skin off her feet and then eating it (and then had the audacity to turn right around and offer me refreshments which I firmly yet politely refused!) I'm…

Was walking to my parking garage in downtown LA. Maybe 40-50 feet ahead of me was an large, older woman wearing a long flowing skirt like you'd see some kind of hippy lady wear. Well ahead of me, she ducks down an alley. About 45-60 seconds later, I turn into the same alley, but almost run into someone... turns out…

It's not gross as much as terrifying, but I almost plopped down upon a used needle in a seat on the #66 Chicago Ave bus. Always, always, always look where you're about to put your ass.

At Mardi Gras, I saw a woman on a balcony shove an entire bead necklace up her vagina then throw it out into the crowd (several men competed to catch it). I also saw a different woman on a balcony, her leg up on the railing and a large piece of toilet paper hanging out of her vagina, being eaten out by a homeless man.

I've seen so much in my pharmacy alone of all places. I was at the front one day counseling a patient about a new medication and saw that the next lady in line had something in her hand and was holding it uncomfortably. I get finished up and ask her what I can help her with. She says that her nuvaring came out so…

I was on a bus, sitting across the aisle from a middle aged man and woman who looked well put together, business casual. I had just finished drinking a bottle of water and the woman politely asked if she could have the empty plastic bottle. I said sure, thinking she was probably really into recycling or something. She…

One time I was on the subway when a couple started having sex in our car. A fellow passenger pulled the alarm at the next station and we were stopped for a "health code violation" as security kicked them out. The grossest part was that you could see them starting up again, lying bare-assed on the platform as we…