Cyrano de Bergerac FTW.

Do you really need that much "chemistry" to get a date? Maybe it's different here because in the UK it's much less distance to travel than in America and so online dating doesn't require a lot of thinking about "are they worth all the travel?", but I've never met anyone who wasn't halfway socially skilled IRL and…

Holy crap that last screengrab is frightening. Not because of the gender-bending, but because of the facial expression. Good Lord.

Wait, is this really a thing?

I'm willing to let hard liquor for my cousins be the hill I die on.

I shouldn't mind it a bit! But I would probably see how weird a conversation I could have with a stuffed animal:

You have a good point. I never know whether Rudyard should have two syllables or three.

"This is worse than what that bitch in Chemistry said about my editorial 'Why male atheists are the only group it's still okay to discriminate against'."

Yeah, this is the kind of shit the "libertarian" kid writes in his high school newspaper and then writes a 3000-word blog post about fascism when it gets pulled.

Serious question here- my middle sibling, an Army vet, is beginning the process of transitioning from male to female. This is a new situation to me- what's the best way to support her in this process? I'm always afraid of sounding pandering, or insensitive, or screwing up in acknowledging her identity.

Heh, I think you could stop at "white cis transphobia." I'm just over here shaking my head.

You're a little bit douchey.

THIS disabled Veteran says you're a dumb fucking asshole.

Holy shit, Baby George is secretly dating Tom Cruise, abusing Vicodin, and lying about having miscarriages for sympathy? His parents need to ground him.

Right?! It's profoundly unkind to completely invalidate that suffering. "Kind mama" my ass.

Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor.

This is no surprise to anyone who has had the misfortune of reading her other book, The Kind Diet. All she talks about in there is how drinking milk will give you osteoporosis and how eating fruits that grow in a climate different than yours makes you sick. And the best thing you can ever eat is sea vegetables, which…

Nope.