Exam flashbacks...oh god...

I think I kind of get this. Like when you hook up with someone and you later find out they are racist or vote Republican and then you are disgusted in yourself and can never bring yourself to fuck them again. I'm sure Christian swingers have the same experience when finding out the hung leather daddy that they invited…

You left off converting the 87 MPH to KPH. -5 points.

The train left the station at 6:00 and traveled at 87 MPH. Did I get it right?

Can't... Help... It... *cough*mormon*cough*

Yeah, sorry, I really buried the lede on that one!

When someone uses "alpha" or "beta" to describe another person, I automatically classify them as "a**hole".

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary code, and those that can't.

See I always thought there were three types of people on the planet, those who can do math, and those who can't.

Yup. God forbid private charitable groups band together to provide social services instead of the government...

I have never met a more relatable spider.

I don't think we're talking about fantasies here.

Don't you know, consent is the absence of a no, amirite?

I know.

Such a disgusting, horrifying piece of shit. Both the article and its author - and I feel comfortable adding that last part because the lascivious description of inmates lined outside the cell of a transwoman whose non-optional prison "husband" was pimping her out made me think that the author may be fairly familiar…

You win! I can't top that one.

ditto, I've been told mine was "cute". I never really understood until I started watching more diverse porn. They can be all sorts of things.

MAGIC VAGINAS.