WSJ website was down this morning too.

Mostly, no, if The Knot is anything to go by. I am planning a wedding right now and I am flabbergasted by the kind of behavior that is normalized in the wedding blogosphere.

A “life plan” is like “I will get married by 26, he will have hazel eyes, I will get my masters in communications, we will have 3 kids whose names all end in ‘i’...”

Mostly.

I’ll read it. I don’t have any step-siblings.

Spoilers: You’re both cylons.

This would be a great first sentence for your Great American Novel.

So instead I made a totes dignified snorting noise.

“Do you have a life plan? Defend your answer.”

I’m loling.

*THISSSS*

I am a medical student and I heard this from multiple ob-gyns. Keep calling around, and also call midwives. I’ve had my IUD since I was 21 and couldn’t be happier with it.

TayTayTruther just beat you to the punch. I done been had. Props to OP.

Whoopi, god damn it, why are you defending this awful man?

Mind = blown. Good job OP.

This is exactly what I thought when I first heard it. Same with Raven Simone, though of course SHE had the good sense to stay out of the press.

Whoever was like “you know what guacamole needs less of? deliciousness” needs to take a long walk off a short dock into a lake of fire.

Explain “a difficult client” to me like I’m 5.