Well, The Handmaid’s Tale was nonfiction for women in Georgia until 1865.

I agree with your assessment.

Close! But I think it was nonfiction...

Medically speaking, the fact that the premature infant (not technically a fetus) was alive for a few minutes after birth is unsurprising and shouldn’t make this more criminal than any other late term abortion. At 5.5 months, the heart is well-developed; the lungs, not so much. This delivery would only have been viable…

It’s almost as though the state of Georgia thinks it owns this woman’s body.

I am starting to like her. It just shows you that smoking weed is AWESOME for a person’s psyche.

She looks like she eats a tin of Xanax with breakfast each morning.

I’m calling it: false pregnancy.

Even then I call foul. Simply having special requests doesn’t cause mistakes with orders. I am vegan so I often have to ask restaurants to hold the cheese, hold the egg, etc. You know how many times I’ve gotten a wrong order? 3 times. In the last 7 years. And I eat or order out twice a week.

Complaints of repeated “bad luck” are a collossal red flag to me.

At this point I think the common denominator in these instances of orders being incorrect should be clear....

I’ve been hanging out on the subreddit “raisedbynarcissists” all day and this still rates as FUCKED UP. Consider that a compliment.

I’m just imagining a Quebecois, an out gay man and a very tired history PhD all looking at each other and grimly shaking their heads.

I don’t know; are you willing to try and see?

That’s...impressively wrong.

At first I thought you meant semen, and I was like yeah, there’s some on Gawker, but you don’t have to be rude about it...

Who do I call if I’ve spotted a suspicious package in an American Apparel store?

Put some foundation on it and pray.