No, the Detroit Red Wings are out of the playoffs because they’ve calcified on defense, refuse to play younger players with speed and went 1-22 on the Power Play.

....for breaking the law. And possibly for failing to comply with a lawful order depending on state law.

dead horse. low hanging fruit. fishing. can add more if you like.

#BlackTopMatters

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I’m so utterly confused. Have you guys watched baseball lately? It’s boring. Hawk is a homer and an old man. Is there anything wrong with a sag-balls geriatric actively rooting for his team in the broadcast? I mean really, this man is a national treasure. Sure as hell beats listening to the Stone Pony ramble about…

Thinthinatti.

Pitbull’s legit made me laugh out loud at my desk.

I’m officially an old fart at age 41. About ten years ago I realized that I didn’t recognize any of the popular songs. Now I don’t even recognize the artists.

Stupid, drunk, and intently studying ABC’s hit show The Bachelor is no way to go through life, son.

The DUI police report was confusing. Too many mentions of a tall boy.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

Spring training beef is really the fucking worst. Dibble better peg Gomez in the ear the next time he faces him.

Bills fans do it better.

I don’t know if this admission holds water. This is the NFL we’re talking about. They’re full of shit on EVERYTHING. They told us that they had “50,000 pages of evidence” that the Saints had a bounty system, and it turned out to be a cocktail napkin, a PowerPoint that looked like it was done by a third grader, and a…

That was really good. Hill needs some smack downs like that these days.

this is one of the many faves of his show - I miss him man :(

Got Hillary during the 08 campaign.